Bridging The Gap: Men And Women (Venus And Mars) Working As A Team

September 15th, 2008 @ 9:46 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

titan1.jpg“Well he likes us,” I told the soldier regarding Vidroid. “He likes being around us, I think it is because we are both inexhaustible. There is always more you can glean from either one of us.”

“That’s probably true.”

“I think it is and I think he’s figured this out so he wants to spend as much time with us as he can. He wants to learn everything he can. Like how to get a woman, and how to keep one.”

“Well you better teach him how to get one because I have no idea. I have never been able to figure out how these guys do it. The only time I have ever got a women it was because circumstances through us together and kept us there long enough for pheromones to start working.”

I laughed because it’s true. “Okay, I’ll teach him how to get a woman and you teach him how to treat her.”

“That I can do.”

“Okay. Know what I told him about when we were fighting the other day? You went for a walk and he’d watched that all day. I told him if he ever got into it with a woman like that, he should go put his arms around her and tell her he loves her and it will be okay.”

His eyes got big. “Oh yeah? Well I’m going to tell him, you can try that but best go put a cup over your jock before you do…”

I laughed because some of you said you’d be pissed if a man did as I suggested. Apparently the soldier has met your kind. “Yeah, well if you were listening, that was all I was asking for the whole time.”

He looked at me stunned. Yep. Totally stunned at the thought it could ever in a million years be that simple.



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3 Responses to “Bridging The Gap: Men And Women (Venus And Mars) Working As A Team”

1.
Amber
Amber

It is that simple. With me it is :-) .

 
2.
Jessica
Jessica

“Yeah, well if you were listening, that was all I was asking for the whole time.”

I’m your kind too. Good advice.

 
3.
Danielle
Danielle

Listening is good,but remembering is better, in my book.

 


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