Astrology Short And Sweet – Taurus, We’re Talkin’ Solid

September 10th, 2008 @ 9:44 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

5g-bucket.jpg“P, I think I have the classic 5 gallon bucket filled with concrete body. You know how they fill up 5 gallon buckets with concrete and set them around?”

“I do.”

“Some drunk comes out… wants to kick somethin’, he’s all drunk. Kick a wall, kick something. So he sees one of those buckets, kicks it and boy then he’s sorry. Gets a broken foot out of the deal. Anyway, that’s my body type. Classic, 5 gallon bucket of concrete shape.”

“Hmm.”


Astrology, Astrology in Real Life, , 4 comments   |   Posted at 9:44 am 

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4 Responses to “Astrology Short And Sweet – Taurus, We’re Talkin’ Solid”

1.
maureen
maureen

Talk about self-awareness! heh heh..

9/10/08 @ 10:07 am (reply)
 
2.
satori
satori

zoinks. I am a five gallon bucket full of jell-o. still hurts to kick tho.

9/10/08 @ 2:11 pm (reply)
 
3.
Carielle
Carielle

Hah, I was thinking I’m a five gallon (okay, maybe four gallon…I’m short) bucket of marshmallow fluff….

9/10/08 @ 6:10 pm (reply)
 
4.
spinner
spinner

I don’t know about five gallons, but I could go for a half gallon of beer.

9/10/08 @ 6:39 pm (reply)
 


   

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