Speaking Of Projecting Your Shadow, You Don’t Even Need A Human To Do It REDUX
Astrology in real life
The soldier burped loudly behind me.
“Sorry,” he said.
I did not react.
“Dora made me do it,” he added.
He’s got the bonus here of being her victim.

3 Responses to “Speaking Of Projecting Your Shadow, You Don’t Even Need A Human To Do It REDUX”
whenever my husband farts, he blames “the cat.” doesn’t matter than no cat is in the room.
i call it the cat from hell…
This makes me think of Bill Cosby’s old comedy routine (seen/heard in his video called “Himself”) where he recounts that when he was a child, his dad would fart and then blame it on an unseen elephant that suddenly was hiding under his chair. Every family has their bodily function stories. Too funny.
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bodily function noises are a competition in my house (provided no one else is around). we all want credit not absolution!