sm.jpgThe soldier burped loudly behind me.

“Sorry,” he said.

I did not react.

“Dora made me do it,” he added.

;)

He’s got the bonus here of being her victim.




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3 Responses to “Speaking Of Projecting Your Shadow, You Don’t Even Need A Human To Do It REDUX”

1.
satori
satori

bodily function noises are a competition in my house (provided no one else is around). we all want credit not absolution!

 
2.
goddess
goddess

whenever my husband farts, he blames “the cat.” doesn’t matter than no cat is in the room.

i call it the cat from hell…

 
3.
Lil
Lil

This makes me think of Bill Cosby’s old comedy routine (seen/heard in his video called “Himself”) where he recounts that when he was a child, his dad would fart and then blame it on an unseen elephant that suddenly was hiding under his chair. Every family has their bodily function stories. Too funny.

 


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