Astrology And Intellect: Saturn In Aspect To Mercury

August 19th, 2008 @ 1:58 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life..

moron.JPGIt’s a manifestation of Saturn in aspect to Mercury, I’d say.  He is judging (Saturn) everyone’s mind (Mercury)…

“How come everyone is always a moron with you?” I asked the soldier. “Why is that?   This guy is a moron. This gal is a moron.  He’s a moron, she’s a moron the people at gym are morons, your dispatcher is a moron, people on the news are morons, morons run this country, everywhere you turn you seem to be surrounded by morons.”

“Well yeah, I am. I am surrounded by morons, you have to admit there is a lot of them out there,” he said.

“That may be but you seem to run into more than your share.”

He laughed and I thought a minute.  “Do you think that’s what a rhino thinks when he’s out in the wild? You know. When he sees people looking at him. Staring from their safari jeep. Do you think he looks over and says, what are those morons looking at?”

“I don’t know. Probably. Yeah, he probably thinks that and then he thinks you best get out of here, quit staring at me before I decide to charge you morons and knock your jeep into the next galaxy.  Come on, P, only a moron would mess with a Rhino with only a jeep on hand….”



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15 Responses to “Astrology And Intellect: Saturn In Aspect To Mercury”

1.
Loonsounds
Loonsounds

That’s for damn sure!

I don’t know stats on other countries, but the mean IQ in America really is alarmingly low.

 
2.
SaDiablo
SaDiablo

*lol* The Soldier is surrounded by morons because he’s a bona-fide genius! :)

Loonsounds, the mean IQ in America is pretty standard. Average IQ is 100, depending on the test above 120 or 130 is “genius,” below 70 is considered retarded. According to two sets of data I looked up (I’ll link below), the estimated average IQ in the US ranges from 98-102. In other words, pretty frickin’ average.

 
4.
Elsa
Elsa

SaDiablo – You’re right but I am not supposed to tell anyone that. I mean, I have orders on this issue.

 
5.
Kingsley
Kingsley

Thats very funny about the Rhino’s and morons Elsa.

The soldier sounds particular in his deeming morons and non morons. I would presume a non moron would be pretty grounded sort of person? That is if there are any non morons according to his perspective.

kingsley

 
6.
Elsa
Elsa

Well he is particular, Kingsley… on the days he’s not lying. :)

 
7.
Loonsounds
Loonsounds

Exactly, good googling Sa Diablo. The mean IQ in the US (and probably in the world in general) is exactly 100 (plus or minus 2 points).

I find this utterly horrifying, but it does explain a lot.

 
8.
SaDiablo
SaDiablo

As if you (or he!) could hide it, Elsa. *lol*

Loonsounds, you made me curious, I had to go look. :D

 
9.
Elsa
Elsa

Well, you can hide it from a moron pretty easily. ;)

 
10.
SaDiablo
SaDiablo

*snert* Thanks for making my eyes water. . .

 
11.
wyrdling
wyrdling

well, it depends on frame of reference. the older i get the more i realize that what i used to call “common sense,” isn’t.

 
12.
Little Miss Hermit
Little Miss Hermit

Morons inspire sympathy;)

Something else completely: I know several people with *fixed* Mercury-Saturn squares, and man, are they narrow-minded… Can’t be easy. lolzzz…
Note: My Uranus is FIXED, hehe!

 
13.
Kingsley
Kingsley

Hey, morons are human beings too. What ever hapened to the i’m ok….your ok kind of philosophy?

I am not sure we can bend logic and statistics to suit our rightious (non moronic) positions in life.

I guess it takes a moron to know a moron. Ha

kingsley

 
14.
SaDiablo
SaDiablo

Well, Kingsley, sometimes I’m ok and “you”‘re a moron. ;)
And vice-versa, of course.

 
15.
Loonsounds
Loonsounds

My problem with extremely stupid people is that they are always causing so many problems. Its especially irritiating when some idiot gets in my face with something ridiculous and/or in everybodies way due to idiotic obliviousness, kinda like standing in a swim lane with dry hair. Go away already!

 


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