I am not too happy about being so distracted and/or disturbed courtesy Pluto’s transit to my Moon, I have barely been able to acknowledge Venus’s presence in Leo… in other words, let’s talk about my shiny hair! Even when it try, it come out like this…
“Did you see this hair?” I shouted to the soldier as I passed by the bathroom mirror. “Oh my God, it’s the biggest hair ever. I don’t think it’s okay to have hair this big these days. Big Italian hair.”
“Don’t you cut it, P!”
I walked into the bedroom to face him. “Does this hair scare you?” I asked in usual challenge.
“P, you scare the hell out of me but it’s not your hair that does it. It other parts of you that are scary, your hair is fine.”
See what I mean?
4 Responses to “Venus Is In Leo And Passing Me By…”
well this isn’t near as good as what Satori wrote, but hear goes:
hair product! MAKE it behave itself! (says Scorpio)lol
oops, lol. darn typos! of course that should’ve been here goes…
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Lyle Lovitt wrote:
And if I had a boat
I’d go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I’d ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
And if I were like lightning
I wouldn’t need no sneakers
I’d come and go wherever I would please
And I’d scare ‘em by the shade tree
And I’d scare ‘em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea
I guess the soldier is your pony.