Regarding the soldier’s rhino, odd body dimensions I have mentioned before that when he was in the Army he always turned up fat by their formulas and calculations. Because it’s the government, when he failed these tests (and he always did), they sent him to take another test and eventually they sent him to hospital to be weighed underwater and thankfully he always passed that last one.

“Yeah, I’m fat. But then they’d look at me and say, the bastard can run 25 miles and he’s doin’ all this killin’, maybe he’s not so fat after all…”

How’s that for Mars (killing), Mercury (thinking, variety of testing) Saturn (government) in aspect in his chart?