“You never hug me,” I said because I am all or nothing and dramatic.
“P, it’s not true, I hug you all the time. I hug you 40 times a day – I just hugged you 5 minutes ago when you asked me to.”
“That was not a hug. That was you lying on top me like a barge,” I said.
“A barge? A barge? You said you liked my weight on top you.”
“Well I do. But when you’re actually hugging me and kissing me or something. That’s a lot different that just rolling over me like a barge and parking there. I mean for Godsakes.”
“Oh, P.”

6 Responses to “Life With Taurus… Crushing”
Oh, yeah, this is familiar… I like to cuddle and clown around, but my man outweighs me by a hundred pounds and if he’s not taking up most of his weight or engaged in what he’s doing it’s just like being trapped.
Elsa, you get so many LOL’s out of me!
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Sa…..engaged in what he’s doing :::wink, wink:::
*LOL* I didn’t even connect that, Snapdragon! *blushing*
I’m laughing and laughing….
:::at your expense, I might add!:::
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Hahaha I know I’ve definitely had this exact same conversation with my SO.. All or nothing and dramatic, indeed..