The soldier has accused me of getting him drunk in order to hear his secrets and it’s true. Tonight I told him, “Hey. Maybe you can get me drunk and get me to tell you my secrets,” I said.
“I’m don’t think I want to hear your secrets, P.”
I opened my eyes wide. ‘Really?”
“Yeah, I’m very careful what I ask you because I’m afraid what you’ll tell me.”
::shakes head::
What the hell am I doing on this planet anyway?
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(Back in the day) get me drunk and I’ll tell you anything….anything you want to hear, that is, because you probably have something I want. (I don’t drink anymore and it is a better world for that).
There is a Mars-Neptune opposition in the air, good time to drown the sorrows.
Wow, I have a Scorpio Moon and I think like the soldier. I’ve often tensed up when I’ve sensed others want to tell me their secrets—their deepest darkests. Gives me the heebie jeebies!!
Smart man, that soldier of yours. We don’t always need to know what we think we want to know. It is even better to know better ahead of time.
From what I know from your writings on the Soldier Elsa, I am not sure whether he would disclose deep and meaningfuls to anyone whilst drunk. He seems to have more control than that. He does however give you that “power” when he blames you for getting him drunk.
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Being the best Elsa you can be, that’s what you’re doing here.
Personally, I think you’re doin’ a fine job, too. 
OK, where is this fat, per chance are you just being humble or exaggerating for fun Elsa? Otherwise, how in the world could one possibly angle a camera so as to make one look like she can eat anything she wants and never gain an ounce! I would LOVE to know some of your tricks, Elsa, but with a packed 8th house I am sure that you will always remain an intriguing mystery in many ways. That is my goal for today. Learn how to be more mysterious and enigmatic because I think that turns people on.
I had another thought, Kingsley, I actually am getting him drunk when I fill his glass when he’s not looking.
Ugh. I have no secrets. I’ve told them all . . . 
I think I’ll shut up now.
LOL. The Soldier is smart. I don’t like hearing other people’s secrets for exactly the same reason. And I don’t tell others mine either…even when drinking. Gotta keep things under control
Heads Up from Elsa P!
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Yeah. You get me drunk you can get me to tell you pretty much anything. I mean, if I already trust you and all.