Just a note to let people know I have not given up on that series (Saturn return). I am definitely going to finish it but have a hard time filming those things with people and/or kids coming in and out and now I have a cold. Not a bad cold, just a cold but I feel pretty much the same about snot as I do about broccoli in my teeth so there will be continued delay until my head clears out.
Matter of fact I have all kinds of maladies. For example today I went for a massage and the gal, Yvette, asked, “What happened to you?”
Turns out sleeping with my head on the soldier’s barrel chest has jacked up my neck. See what happens when you’re old?!
if you want to cheer up, click the song link up there.
It’s about a guy who likes to screw all the time but his doc warns, “One more rocket is goin’ be your last!” I bet David Lindley had Saturn (limits) transiting his 8th house (sex) when he wrote that thing because I know the feeling!
Anyone else got Saturn in Virgo ailments? Let’s hear about them!
14 Responses to “The Saturn Return Videos…”
Hi Elsa!!
This winter, I got laryngitis, which really impacted my job as a public speaker. For the first time in my life, I have recurring lower back pain (my massage therapist says I have POM- pissed off muscles). And I am being treated for a mild bout of alopecia (hair loss). What the — ???. As for sex…well, the only pain is that I can’t get enough of it! Ha ha.. Hope all is well.
Maureen
Hope you feel better.
I’ve always been casual about cooking & food but I now have every single meal planned out for the rest of the month. Which feels weird but it is working so far.
Oh geez do I ever. I work as a dog groomer and have chronic pain in my arms. The pet dander triggers allergies that affect my breathing. If I work less I can’t pay my bills and that causes more stress related symptoms.
Did I mention Saturn is triggering my 4th, 7th and 10th house t-square. :p Home, relationship and career are all affected. I have to be careful with boundaries about which dogs I can groom and how much I can do. With Saturn hitting my tenth house right now it’s a total balancing act to keep it all working. Come on Mercury. Is it time to go direct yet? I need some relief!
Actually, I jacked up my neck from sleeping of my very skinny fiance’s chest. And I’m 20! So age has nothing to do with it. ;D
I was pretty convinced I had salmonella when I spent the whole night puking last night. Spent the time between vomiting sessions counting all the tomatoes I had ever eaten. Now I’m finer than fine. Who knows wtf was going on. No explanation, just puke.
Elsa/midara– I jacked up my neck and there was no sleeping with a man involved. I feel cheated.
satori- hahaha- I jacked up my neck and there was no sleeping with a man involved….I was quite relieved!
Natal Saturn in Virgo here, in the 6th. Both my shoulders and neck are jacked up for the last few months, even though I had a massage a week ago, it only felt better for a day. My feet hurt CONSTANTLY (Pisces rising, saturn opp asc. soon). I am stressed out and overwhelmed beyond belief at work (ha ha saturn in virgo) and traveling for work (haha 6 sag planets with saturn squaring quite a few right now) even though it’s pretty much above my position to do so. And I’m turning to all the wrong outlets to relieve my stress. If this is Saturn through the 6th I’m terrified of it through my 7th and 8th because even though I’m in a 5 1/2 year relationship can I saw d.r.a.u.g.h.t. He has saturn transiting conjunct his moon and square his sun and is having stomach ailments/weight ailments galore. Classic.
spinner– 
oh honey. Venus-Neptune here just says that sleeping with your head on a man’s barrel chest is worth any spine injury you might sustain.
My right wrist and my knee are gettin’ wonky. Joint pain don’t y’know . .
Back trouble. I’ve been eating well and exercising lately, and I feel (emotionally and digestively) GREAT. But, uh, for some reason I can NOT get my back in order.
I think the main problem is that I can’t settle into a comfortable posture while exercising. I use belly-dancing posture, which tilts the pelvis a bit forward to pull your back into a straighter line, and it’s always worked for me before, but suddenly this last month, I’m having to fight with it all the time.
Plus I’m 31 as of a week ago, and I really need to admit to myself that it’s time to stop carrying a backpack, but I donwannnnaaa.
I may start getting massages myself.
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