“It seems to be working out in Denver,” I said to the soldier.  “I told you once you cleared your birthday it would be a whole other situation. Solar return, have you noticed?”

“I have noticed.”

“Yeah, in 2003 you told me you could never live in Colorado. Never, ever, not in a million years.  I worry about that some. I am sorry you have to be somewhere you don’t want to be.”

“I am where I want to be, P.”

“Oh yeah but you know what I mean.”

“I do.  But I am here now and I will make the best of it. Just don’t kick me out. If you kick me out of the house I’ll be mad, P. I mean it – I will be mad. I’ll be mad, mad, mad.”

“Don’t blame you but I am not going to do that. I grew up.”

“Okay good because boy would I be mad if you kicked me out the way you used to.  Move all the way here and get kicked out. Mad, mad, mad.”

“Yeah, what would you do?”

“I’d take out billboards,” he said without a blink. “I would put billboards up all around here.”

“Yeah, saying what?”

“Elsa P kicked me out. Elsa – P – kicked – me – out, she kicked me out.

I snorted.  You have to think of things like this when Uranus is involved in your relationships (Venus).