We were headed the gym this morning, the soldier popped his new Patty Smyth cd into the jukebox after commenting on her little black dress.
“Too bad she married such a baby,” he said. “Why’d she do that, P? Why did she have to marry that big baby?”
“McEnroe?”
“Yeah, the big whiner. Every time the referees said anything he had throw a tantrum, throw his racket around like some kind of baby having a fit. Why would she marry a guy like that?”
“Don’t know. What you call baby some people might call passion.”
“Passion? What’s that the new PC word for a grown man-baby throwing a tantrum over a call some referee made?”
“Yeah, maybe,” I said.
We got out of the car and grabbed out gym bags. His said Spalding on it.
“This here is a tennis bag,” he said. “Someone says tennis? Is that your game? I’d say, hell no! Croquet. That’s my game.”
On that we went into the gym, The Rhino and P.

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Haha, the “Rhino and P.” That can be the title of your 2nd autobiography, Elsa!
How sad – a rhino playing croquet would be fabulous entertainment!
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Croquet! woooo! There’s something very satisfying about smacking wood to wood. Ha.