“Some girl trucker got on and got them all going. Stupid jerks.”
“What? What did she say?”
“Oh she said, I think I need to lose 5 pounds.”
“Yeah and some trucker said you don’t need to lose any weight. I just went by you and you looked fine to me. You only saw me from the shoulders up, she said. And then she gave her measurements and they really went nuts. They all started speeding up so they could see her.”
“Just to look at a women?”
“No, I am sure they think they are going to get laid,” he said.
“Are men that dumb?”
“Yeah, I’d say they are. The men I’ve met are mostly dumb when it comes to pussy. When it comes to pussy they have no brains at all.”
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