I have a (projected) 7th house Uranus. (1 Minute Astrology – Psychology, The 7th House And Projection In Relationship) That means I think I am normal… the partner is odd.

The soldier and I on the phone tonight:

“But wait a minute,” I said. ‘You mean I’m the crazy one? I thought you were the obviously crazy one.”

“No, we’re both crazy. It’s both of us.”

“You’ve got to be kidding me. I thought I was pretty sane. The way you go yelling around?”

“Between the two of us, I am the sane one. I am the sanest for sure,” he said.

“Oh for crying out tears. It is interesting but hard to believe. I think you’re the crazy one. The way you make it sound we’re both off and society would flush us both.”

“Yeah. Yeah, society would flush us both. They’d flush us both in a minute.”

“Well that comes as a shock. That’s hard for me to understand. What is so crazy about us? What’s wrong with us?”

“P, we cleared that dance floor. We went Christmas caroling and scared the hell out of those people. What about that girl at the pool you came after? I was gonna tell her, run! Run for your life!”

“Oh come on, I was 17.”

“Yeah, and now you scream over the diesel. You scream over the diesel that is 1000 miles away.”

“It is understandable. It is logical to yell over a truck.”

He laughed. “I don’t care what you say. Fact is, I am Frankenstein and you are the Bride of Frankenstein and they are gonna chase us both up the hill with torches and a rake.”

“With a what?”

“A rake! A rake! Yeah, you’re the bride. She thinks she’s normal too with that white streak stickin’ up. She’s normal all right, yeah she is.”