I wrote this morning:
“The new wrinkle today is the Moon in Taurus moves out of the grand trine in earth and squares Neptune instead which is pretty much a cow standing in a field crying for reasons unbeknownst to him or her.”
Turns out I am the cow! Today someone I have been talking to at length for a week… with whom I thought I had total credibility told me they only believed 10-20% of what I said. Can you believe that? I was stupefied.
I should not have been stupefied since roughly 90% of the people who first start reading my stuff think I am some sort of made up character but I am telling you I was floored so here is my question:
For those of you reading awhile… how long did it take you to figure out I am real?
And here is my other question:
Is the idea that people know the truth when they hear it a misnomer? If the truth supposedly rings as the truth, how come when I speak the truth it’s a lie?
Thanks… and for those who still believe I am unbelievable, here are some folks who vouched for me (Thank God)
Craaaaaap. Add this to my list of mistaken identities, eh? I am a whore, a lousy mother, a dominatrix, a shyster… I don’t remember what all else and on top of that most of what I say is a lie.

18 Responses to “Elsie The Cow – Know Her?”
Hearing the truth takes a lot of practice, especially (ESPECIALLY) in writing.
To be fair, once you’ve got it, all internet lies look kind of the same.
FWIW, it has yet to occur to me that you’re lying about anything. People who lie rarely make covert references to things, and you do on a frequent basis… which pretty much tells me that not only are you real, but there are oceans of reality beneath what I’m able to see here.
I’ve never thought you were unreal, Elsa. I thought “this person has some pretty amazing stories” but I’ve known a lot of people like that, whose lives episodes seem to come out of a creative writing class.
Making everything up seems like a great amount of useless trouble to me ![]()
I really do believe everything you say, why wouldn’t I?
I assumed you were real from the start, and have not been persuaded otherwise so far.
And while some people may know the truth when they hear it, others wouldn’t know it if it came up and kissed them.
I believed you were real from the first word I read on your Xanga blog. I’ve vouched for you all over the net.
Well I’ll say this: At least my hair looked good today. Other than that, I am just not all that amused with the hall of mirrors today. My life was simple MOON in TAURUS yesterday and now look!!!!!!!
i always did.
but you came recommended by people whose opinions i respected, and i then made my own observations.
i think a lot of people only hear what fits into their special version of reality.
i pry out deception from keeping an eye to when people mix their stories up (it’s not hard, usually, if you pay attention for awhile.)
but that’s not a flash thing, either. the easiest lie to tell is the one people already want to believe. because it fits their ideas of the world better. and when someone challenges that, it’s easier to disbelieve it than to consider the possibility that the world is wider than they’ve given it room to be. imo.
but i have mercury saturn stuff going on. i don’t know how other people actually work with this sort of stuff.
I never even think about it. It doesn’t cross my mind until you tell us something like this.
The internet-based relationship transcends reality anyway. It’s a new way of communicating en masse and debating the reality-or-not another person who’s life’s purpose appears to be sharing knowledge smells ungracious.
I have no reason not to believe you, so I tend to think you’re telling the truth.
Sometimes good storytellers become victims of their art — because you tell a fascinating story well, perhaps people think that’s all it must be, a story (fiction). Nevermind that it’s your life. They read it as they would any story, and assume that a grain of truth might exist (because after all the best stories have some reality to them), but they don’t see that it’s the real deal, maybe?
Oh, I believed you right away … but then, I’m very gullible, hahaha
ducks
eh, come on, I’m just kidding ![]()
Don’t let things ruin your day!
it took me a week or two or reading to decide you’re for real…i always knew you were a good writer, but didn’t immediately know if what i read was supposed to be your actual experiences or fiction. it was like walking in during the middle of a movie…based on a true story or not? while the _perspective_ and insights always felt real, i did not know if the details were or not at first. it wasn’t personal…i just wasn’t sure if it was intended to be fictional or not. some good writers use fiction to express themsevles, after all.
it was some pix you posted with your story about winning the frito contest that clicked the “real” button for me, personally.
I believed you were real from the first visit. However, for a scorpio Im awfully niaeve. I tend to believe everyone speaks the truth until Im given a reason to no longer believe them. Then of course I feel like the dumbest person on the planet. I guess I think that extraordinary things happen to ordinary people all of the time, and I like to give people the benefit of doubt. By the same token, if I had learned you werent being real, it wouldnt have surprised me. Wouldnt be the first time I was taken in kwim?
Maybe I had an advantage because of Xanga . . but I didn’t question whether you were real or not until the first time you mentioned someone asking whether or not you were real.
Maybe I’m just more gullible than most but I’d prefer to believe people until its clear they’re full of shit. I kinda look at everyone and wonder Why would you lie to me? Do you think I’m stupid? Am I stupid? Do you get something out of lying to me? I don’t think so . . And then I figure I have my own stuff to be getting on with, stupid or not.
Like everybody else, I came in assuming you were telling the truth. In fact, I was shocked to find out that people thought you were lying! You OOZE credibility and integrity, or at least I think you do.
Anyway, it just seems implausible to me that you would be lying. I mean, who would spend all this time creating some elaborate ruse designed to trick people or whatever? Who has the energy for that?
I forgot one of my other claims to fame. I am also an alcoholic, never mind the fact I see the inside of a liquor store ’bout twice a year.
I found your site while looking for info on specific transits, and the first things I read were your archived advice pieces. A little later I came across your miscellaneous stories, but by then, you had already earned so much cred that you could pretty much spoon-feed me whatever you want! It has honestly never occurred to me that you might be fictionalizing anything whatsover.
Neptune in scorpio on 10th right? Lying, drunken (nep)whore(scorp), well thats what those people see. For the rest of us we see someone who serves(nep) the public(10th) with insights (scorp). Theres probably quite a few who worship you too, another manifestation. Astrology at work in all its forms.
Z – thanks for that. You just gave me today’s video topic. Now if I can only do something with my blonde hair, we’ll be okay.
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from one elsie to another — knew you were the straight talkin’ real deal from the second i landed here. like you often say — it’s a hall of mirrors out there. you’re just reflecting back their own distorted image. in other words, when someone is a liar, manipulator, phoney, they operate as if the whole world is that way. so, it’s not you, it’s them!