There is a new gal showing up in the steam room right around the time I go. She’s super friendly, I’ve seen her a few times now.
“Is it true you burn fat by sitting in here?” she asked.
I did a double take. “No I don’t think so,” I said.
“Well I lost ten pounds last week just sitting in here.”
I was grateful for the steam, I knew she would not be able to make out the look of startlement on my face.
“Well that’s amazing,” I said. “Just amazing, good for you.”
“Yeah, I’m really happy.”
“Me too. I’m happy too,” I said lying down so I could burn even more fat.
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Is she sure she’s eating as well? *snort*
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