Saturn Neptune In The Gym Today

January 30th, 2008 @ 4:29 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

steam roomThere is a new gal showing up in the steam room right around the time I go. She’s super friendly, I’ve seen her a few times now.

“Is it true you burn fat by sitting in here?” she asked.

I did a double take. “No I don’t think so,” I said.

“Well I lost ten pounds last week just sitting in here.”

I was grateful for the steam, I knew she would not be able to make out the look of startlement on my face.

“Well that’s amazing,” I said. “Just amazing, good for you.”

“Yeah, I’m really happy.”

“Me too. I’m happy too,” I said lying down so I could burn even more fat.



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2 Responses to “Saturn Neptune In The Gym Today”

1.
Daeshii
Daeshii

Ah, if only it were that easy!!

1/31/08 @ 7:32 am (reply)
 
2.
saggal
saggal

Is she sure she’s eating as well? *snort*

1/31/08 @ 10:16 am (reply)
 


   

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