I left the gym this morning and called the soldier who was completely bitchy. He said he was going to not work out and it was my fault.
“You work out! Don’t you not work out and blame it on me. You better work out. You better do something. Something like fix your lousy personality!” I said.
He laughed.
“You’re laughing but I’m not. I was happy until I called you and you’re all cranky.” I thought of today’s forecast and wondered whose fault it was in reality. “Anyway, why don’t you do it? Work out, fix your personality and then call me if you love me.”
That last is something he always says to me.
“I love you, P.”
“I love you too but I don’t like you taking your bad mood out on me so for Godsakes do something! Yipes! Why did I dial this phone in the first place?”
I looked at the phone in my hand while he laughed.
“Yes, I have made a mistake calling you. This phone should have a warning on it or something. Beware of you!” I said. “Danger.”
He laughed some more so I gave up.
I hung up knowing he felt better courtesy my bitching. Strange how that works but it does. *(&*^%$!!

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Beware the phone is right! A member of my board was trying to get me fired due to a personality conflict with me and called up each and every one in the last 24 hours to complain only to discover they’re all on my side. He resigned via email this afternoon. I feel such an incredible sense of relief, like finally after months of hell, I will be able to go about doing my job quietly as per usual, with my head down and pedal to the metal. Saturn in Virgo helped me by warning me to be quiet and careful in my own communications while watching someone else hang himself with his angry telephone messages and email letters. With Pluto opposing my Sun for most of the last year, there’s been a massive power struggle with this old man. And here I was wondering why I wasn’t having a terrible time with my new boyfriend since according to some transit descriptions, Pluto transiting the natal sun can destroy relationships. It’s destroyed a working-related bond, that’s for sure. But for the better!