Uranus is direct in Pisces and it’s been glaringly obvious in my sphere. I am seeing people get shocked by unexpected information coming in from places they thought were innocuous or perhaps did not even exist. And even though it’s very apparent the result is unilaterally positive the delivery has most definitely been traumatic. Witness my son’s teacher who was blindsided and burst into tears in her classroom today when I had to tell her my son was falling into a depression due her actions.

Continue reading Uranus Direct! Gah. Anyone Get Shocked? My Son’s Teacher Got Hit Hard. I Know Because I Hit Her

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Remember those air conditioners we strapped to that trailer last week? And those pins? Well it’s post the holiday now, this is the soldier on the phone:

“Well the last air conditioner is off the trailer and those chains stayed tight the whole time. These guys couldn’t get them off either so I went to take them off and I could barely do it myself. Who put those on so tight? That’s what they asked me.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah, I told ‘em oh, it was some bastard showing off for his girl.”

I laughed.

“Yeah, she was there so he did this. Dumb ass. And then they complained about the pins being all twisted up. These guys were Jamaicans and they starting bitching about the pins and I told them, oh. The girlfriend did that. That was her with the pins.”

“Oh brother.”

“Yeah, she was showing off for him, he was showing off for her. They were both show offs and now we have to suffer because of them,” he said.

I groaned.

“And they asked me, how did you know they were boyfriend and girlfriend? Oh, well they were making eyes at each other, I said. Yep, that’s how I knew. And she was young and he was old, see. Ahhhhh, they all said like that explained everything. Yep, that’s why these chains are on so tight. They are on tight, aren’t they?”

“You know how to pass the day.”

“Yeah, I do.”

“So if Apollonia walks into the Godfather movie at any point and she is going to be able to figure out what’s going on and it won’t take her long,” I said. “People are calling Michael, Godfather and stuff. She’ll catch on very quickly, she is from the same culture. But the other people in the movie are not going to know what to do with her or what to do about her and this includes Michael. He’s really got a job, I’d say. He has some reconciling to do when she shows up.”

“That’s true.” Continue reading Appolonia, You Did Whaaaat? Uranus Turns Direct In Pisces – Elsa P Gets Liberated

As the Sun in Sagittarius moves to conjunct Jupiter and Pluto at the Galactic Center, there is a sense of something big going to happen. Uranus direct in Pisces destabilizes the mutable signs for their own good, though it may not feel like this in the moment.

Fact is, the mutables are going to their future f-a-s-t whether they like it or not so you may as well acclimate to the fast and unexpected change-ups. How?

DETACH. Learn to look at your life as if it were a science experiment. Watch all the goings on in the Petri dish and wait to see how this all comes out…

Dear Aries,

I am not insecure, but I would become that way very swiftly if my boyfriend treated me the way yours treats you. Let’s see. He tells you he does not love you… but he may in the future, if what? If you work for it? Gah.

He tells you there is another girl, a girl who is not you and he says he has loved her very much. Ouch.

He remains in contact with her even though she treated him poorly and you love and appreciate him and when you tell him this bothers you (who in their right mind would it not bother?) he insults you by telling you that you are flawed (insecure) and he (who is elevated) does not have to kowtow to you (who is lowly). Are you getting the picture here? This guy is a jerk! But let me answer your specific questions:

Am I just being too insecure? No.
Will he ever love me and be completely over her? No.
Is their friendship harmless? To you? No.
Once he loves me is he going to love me more than he ever loved her and put her in the back of his mind? No. But this is not your fault. I don’t think he loves you but I don’t think he loves her either. I don’t think a guy like this knows how to love.

Advice? Dump this guy right on his head and resolve to never play second fiddle again when it comes to a man. You’re an Aries! That means you come first or heads should roll.

Good luck.

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I have been out of touch with soldier most the weekend. Today we’re back in contact and I started talking about Apollonia.

“I was thinking about Apollonia,” I said. “Know who that is? Do you remember?”

“The girl in Godfather,” he said.

‘Yeah and I was thinking how our lives mirror the movie. For example his family is prominent. His family is very defined and powerful where hers is sort of nebulous. She’s just this ethereal person sort of just out there. It does matter who her family is, it is his family that matters in the story. They have the power and the history same situation as you and I.”

Continue reading Today’s Moon, Venus, Neptune Grand Trine In Action: Apollonia Take Two

CD writes on Does Neptune On The Midheaven Make A Martyr? Yeah…

“... I think it starts to get into martyr territory when you lament that people can’t see your suffering because of the smile. Cause people are never going to be able to reconcile the suffering with a genuine smile. Or one that looks genuine, anyway….”

So that’s one line a person could draw but someone else would not be able to reconcile my prodigious output while in crisis and yet another would say she can’t be suffering, she has a man!

All these lines are ridiculous, really. How many people are out there? That’s how many lines might be drawn.

“She manages to make it the gym doesn’t she?” Continue reading Being Seen As A Martyr With Neptune On Midheaven – More

How does Uranus going direct in Pisces effect your sign? Check out Michael Lutin’s Next Week in Review

Lutin writes:

CAPRICORN for Nov 26-3 dec

Siblings or neighbors going cuckoo? Fortunately you are sane and rational and focused and not scattered and fragmented and running around from thing to thing making plans and breaking them, standing up and falling down, and you are able to remain to consistent these days. That is a joke, of course, because you are a fascinating blend of completely clear and centered and totally headless chicken. You’re on the brink of enormous change and you know it, so naturally you’re jumping out of your skin. WATER IS UNPREDICTABLE.

Read the rest.. Michael Lutin

I am still struggling behind the scenes with this whole Neptune midheaven thing… being seen as real. And the word “martyr” came up in one of the comments which led me to ask write this blog:

Does Neptune On The Midheaven Make A Martyr? Bigots and Family Dynamics…

I wrote about how I did not feel I was a martyr or anything even remotely close to that but this says nothing about how I am SEEEEEN.

So tonight my daughter is ill. She was fine yesterday, fine the day before but she is not fine today which is typical. So I got to thinking.

If I mention this on my blog, does that make me a martyr? How about if I suffer in silence?

It prompted me to look up the definition of martyr and look what I found:

a. One who endures great suffering: a martyr to arthritis.
b. One who makes a great show of suffering in order to arouse sympathy.

Ha ha ha.

I think I am confused.

pictured – Paul Delaroche, La Jeune Martyre (The Young Martyr), 1855