Someone wrote privately to ask how the soldier is faring with Mars retrograde in Cancer, hitting his chart hard…

“It’s like someone blew one of those bugles, P. A silent one. You know those big long bugles in the Ricola commercials?”

“Yeah.”

“‘Cept this one is the moron bugle. You blow and all the stupid people come out. Because there are morons everywhere. There are stupid people out in droves. Morons just as far as the eye can see. But never mind that. How’s your movie coming?” he asked meaning the interactive tv thing.”

“Not live yet, but I did make a video. It’s called predators of the zodiac and I’m pretty proud of it. I like the title, it’s going to be a series.”

“Did you say, critters of the zodiac?” he asked. “Critters?”

“No, predators. PREDATORS of the zodiac.”

“Oh, I thought you said critters.”

“Yeah, but that’s because someone blew that stupid bugle. But anyway, no it’s not critter’s it is predators.”

“Okay. Well you could do critters of the zodiac too. I guess that’d be the Ellie May Clampett approach.”

I snorted and got the off the phone. He’s moving sluggish and I don’t want to catch it.