Elsa P Goes To The First Catholic Mass Of Her Life
Astrology in real life
On the way to mass this morning…
The soldier’s Saturn (slow, guide, control, grown up) in aspect to my Mars Mercury (speeding cowboy) in the 9th (religion).
“Nervous,” I said.
“Don’t worry about it,” he said.
“Okay. But I would like to sit in the back, back, back,” I said.
“The back, back, back?”
“Yeah. So if I mess something up, no one will see me.”
“Well I like to sit in the middle, middle, middle.”
I glanced over and rolled my eyes. “Well I said I was going to have your experience your way, so middle, middle, middle it is. Did you ever see me drive this slow in your life?” I asked. “I think I am going below the speed limit.”
“No I’ve never seen you drive this slow and I appreciate it.”
“You like this?”
“I do.”
At that point, I gave up.

4 Responses to “Elsa P Goes To The First Catholic Mass Of Her Life”
So, tell us, how did it go??? Inquiring minds want to know.
I went to a Catholic service once, it was very different from my usual church services. I think there is lots of beauty to be found in different faith practices when we can understand the backstory.
What I want to know is, did this take place at the soldier’s own church? Y’know, the one where the Judge also was a member? Or was it just some church of the soldier’s faith in whatever location you two happened to be?
As for slow driving, too bad you didn’t have a hot dog car to travel in. He’d have been in heaven already!
So you’re discovering your Capricorn (Traditional) Jupiter (Religion)!
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Ha ha ha! Good for you, Elsa. You’re such a good sport with the people you love…it’s a fantastic quality to possess!