“Well I’m never going to sleep with you without taking a shower. You don’t need some nasty man. You can come in the shower and watch the dirt come off me, but it’s coming off before I sleep with you.”
“Um… okay.”
“Yeah, if I slept with you when I was nasty? Well if I could I’d step out of myself and kick my ass. Yeah, I’d kick my ass but good for thinking I could get in a bed with you all nasty. The woods is coming off first. That’s all there is to it, that’s the way it’s got to be.”

5 Responses to “Voice Of Mars On Grooming”
I LOVE my guys smell. I catch myself sniffing him all the time…clean or dirty. I think I may have even sneaked a full inhale schoz of him on one of our first dates….AND he works outdoors sometimes on the water(he is a pisces)…so he smells of the water and earth. I LOVE it.
Oh my mars is in leo…don’t know that it makes any sense.
I agree completely. It’s one thing to have a touch of natural guy/girl smell, and another entirely to be all kinds of ICK and still try to get frisky. That’s just gross.
I love the fresh sweat manly smell, but when it’s had time to ferment (like my Soldier bf wearing his body armor for an 8 hour shift), yeah, not so much! But he always takes a shower before coming to bed, too.
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My Aries guy is like that too . . . he has a grand trine in water (Venus, Mars & Uranus) and will sometimes bathe twice a day.