Mercury Retrograde: The Soldier’s Burrito Car Explained….
Astrology in Real Life…
“I wrote that on my blog. You riding around on a burrito car. People thought it was funny.”
“Me on a burro?”
“Burro? Is that what you meant?” All the sudden a new picture exists in my head. “Oh! Riding a burro! You said you’d have a burrito for a car. Now this makes sense. Your feet barely touch the ground because you’re riding a short donkey?”
“Yeah. Burro. Burrito…”
“Okay, well you said burrito. I had no idea what you were talking about. I thought you meant you were riding around on food. I couldn’t figure it out so I substituted the Oscar Meyer wienermobile.”
“Oh, well I’d like to drive one of those too.”
The soldier (Venus in Gemini) speaks so many languages he sometimes inadvertently speaks gibberish.

3 Responses to “Mercury Retrograde: The Soldier’s Burrito Car Explained….”
heheh sweet story!
I get languages mixed up in my head too, all the time. But I say Burro over here too
OMG I had to put down my coffee ….
Neith is right of course, but most people in the US would hear “burrito” and think food. But in the other entry it says one of those burrito cars. I had to go look *laughing*
Thanks for the giggle Elsa!
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LOL! Could it be he was referring to a leeetle burro (burrito . . )?! With Merc in Aries & Venus in Gemini, I can see how learning languages would come easily! And why he’s attracted to someone who likes to talk, talk, talk . . .