With a Pisces rising and ruler Jupiter in Sagittarius, the soldier is a born storyteller.

I am in a happy mood today… not too serious so I will let him entertain you...

‘Yeah, I’ll get old. Can’t get around. Can’t hardly see. I’ll be nearly blind and have to ride around on one of those burritos. You know those burritos that go real slow?”

“Burrito?” I asked, having no idea what he was talking about. “You’re going to ride on a burrito?”

“Yeah. You know. One of those burrito looking cars. Those low to the ground things? They don’t go very fast so I won’t get hurt in case I fall off.”

I snorted. “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” I said.

He explained some more but I still didn’t know what he meant. I substituted the Oscar Meyer Weiner car.

“Anyway, P, you’ll have left me. You’ll run off with some young guy and there I’ll be just a riding around on my burrito like Don Quixote”

“I see.”

“And the town people will see me now and then, riding around on that thing. I’m be going slow in the desert… I’ll be on a desert road and my feet will barely touch the ground when I’m on it. I’ll just be able to reach my toes to the ground when I drive around and and they’ll say, there’s that old man.”

I laughed.

“Yep, there he is, they’ll say. He lost the love of his life, that’s what happened. Yep. She ran off with a younger man and he’s stuck, he rides around on that burrito fighting windmills.”