I just had coffee with someone from the gym who told me that the Salesman has been running telling everyone I was “his”. Can you believe that? I can. Jerk! And he got away with it too, because now he’s gone. The worm has left the building.
“I couldn’t figure it out,” my coffee friend said with a grin. He has a Libra Sun with Neptune conjunct and Pisces Moon and Mars, so of course he’d be confused. “I thought, hmm. If this is her man, I think she needs an upgrade.”
Do you know someone who needs an upgrade?
9 Responses to “The Salesman – An Update”
“I thought, hmm. If this is her man, I think she needs an upgrade.”
LMAO!
I don’t need one right now but I’ve got a few people I’m trying that line on!
Oh yes, I know tons of people who need upgrades!! Not me though, I’m good with the man I have. 
Omigods, yes!! Sometimes it’s too bad that we can’t just do the bait and switch! 
Yanno, upgrade when they’re just not looking!
Just to have a man in my life would be an upgrade for me!
I don’t need an upgrade in the lover department, but I do need an upgrade in other ways, mostly in the co-worker department.
I’m tired of f-n upgrades!! Version x.09 is never better than version x.08 or x.07. Just a whole new set of ‘bugs’!! I’m giving up on technology altogether!! I’m *downgrading* to NOTHING.
~sigh~
That was just venting.
Yah, I need an upgrade alright. Actually, never mind an upgrade. I need a whole different brand and model. (And I have a shopping list now. *Criteria*.)
Don’t mind me. Carry on. I’ll be ok… Just having a Saturn moment (face reality and get your Neptune head out of the sand).
Oh yeah. So many whingy, devious, manipulative fucktards going out with MY FRIENDS, who OBVIOUSLY deserve the premium models. But they’re young and they need one relationship like that so they can steer clear of them forever after.
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