I was talking to a pal today. She’s a Sagittarius with a Scorpio Moon…

“You know that neighbor of mine…” she said. She has a neighbor who is just plain nasty. Pissed off about nothing. Causes problems. “Well the other day one of her kids came over. And she started yelling. She was screaming. You motherfucker! Where the fuck were you! You let that shit happen…she was screaming at the top of her lungs. This was an adult child. Confronting. And the husband came out. He was goint to try to get in the middle. Shut the fuck up, she yelled. This is none of your business! You stay out of this! And she just kept screaming like that for…five minutes at least. Damn you, you rotten bitch motherfucker!! They were out in the yard, yelling and it was loud as hell.”

I laughed nervously. “Cripes!”

“And I don’t usually pay things any mind. But believe me, I had my ear to the window listening to every word.”

“Well yeah. After what they’ve pulled. Hearing this…well it’s must have been a gift from God for you.”

She laughed. “Well, yeah. It was. It was a gift from God.”

“And a Scorpio wet dream too” I added. “Getting to hear that.”

“Yep, that too. It was a Scorpio wet dream too,” she said brightly.

We both chuckled long and hard.