Scott – Let’s Talk About Him: Capricorn Hunts Cancer With a Libra Mars – Part Two
Need to catch up? Part One
Getting Scotty out of houses (and getting Cancer men away from their mothers) redux:
It was few weeks later. I was with Rina, again. For the record, she’s a Gemini, so in charge of communications!
“Scotty is at his mother’s. Will you call him for me?” I asked.
“No!”
“Ah come on. Why not?” I whined.
“If you want to call him, call him yourself. I am not your pimp!”
I laughed. “That’s funny. I know you are not my pimp. I just don’t want to call over there. I don’t want his mother to answer. I’d die. I’d die, Rina. I have no idea what to say to her.”
“Why not? You have no problem talking to anyone, so why not talk to Scott’s mother?? She even likes you. Well sort of. She doesn’t *not like you.”
“I know, I know.” Actually, she didn’t like me at all but no sense bringing that up. “Er, I just don’t know what to say, Rina. What the hell do I say? Hi. This is Elsa. I want to screw your son. Can you put him on the line please? Can you hand him over?”
“You are sick, you know that? What is it about him, anyway? What is it about you? I have never seen anyone as crazy about sex as you Elsa. It’s just gross.”
“Oh come on, Rina. There’s nothing wrong with sex. You know I’d do it for you. You know I would call wherever, if you wanted to get laid. Anyone. At anytime.”
“But I don’t! I don’t want to get laid! And something is wrong with you if you want to have sex with my cousin.”
“Okay, okay. So something is wrong with me. It’s okay with me if you think so. So will you call over there for me? Will you? What about all the stuff I do for you?”
“But this is disgusting.”
“Why?”
“Because you want to have sex with my cousin.”
She was exasperated.
“So?”
“Okay, Elsa. I’m going to do this for you one more time, but you have to promise to never ask me again. This makes me sick. I feel like a pimp.”
“Okay Rina, and I’m sorry. I’m sorry you feel like a pimp and I will. I promise not to ask again and you’re not a pimp. You are just helping your friend.”
“Well, I’m helping my cousin more than I’m helping you. You can get laid anytime you want.”
“I know, I know,” I said. “But I want to get laid well, Rina. So please. Please, just call and I will not ask you to do this again.”
She growled. “Give me the phone.”
Brinnnng! Briinnnnnnngg!
She got him on the phone.
“Hi Scotty? This is Elsa. Can you come out and play? Ask your mother if you can come out and play, would you?”
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