“Talked to my boy,” the soldier said.

“”Bout what?”

“Stuff.”

“Did you ask him about his wife?”

“No.”

“Did you talk to him about us getting married?”

Continue reading Voice Of Mars: “Talked To My Boy…”

“Do you think you’d have loved me if we’d met as kids?” the soldier asked.

“Yes. Oh hell yes, I’d have been all over you.”

“I bet you would have. I’d have got no rest at all because of you.”

“Because of me, what?”
Continue reading Voice Of Taurus: A Cookie, A Dixie Cup Of Juice and a Nap!

‘Yeah, the teacher told my mother I marched to the beat of a different drummer when I was in the 1st grade,” the soldier said.

“Yeah?  What were you doing?”

“That’s what she wanted to know. I didn’t know what I was doing. I wasn’t doing anything as far as I knew but I was always getting in some kind of trouble.”

“Like what?”

Continue reading Voice Of Mars Regarding His Ill-Fated Attempts As A Stage Actor

“Yeah, it must be a generational thing or something,” the soldier said. “Or maybe it’s cultural?  These young guys - that’s what they go for. They seem to like these skinny girls with no ass, I don’t get it. I don’t get it at all. I mean, what’s the point of having a girl with no ass?”

“I don’t know.”

“Well I’ve wondered about this. What if I were to fall in love with a girl with no ass?  What would I do? I mean, if I loved her, if I was in love with her..?”

Continue reading Voice Of Taurus: “Are you going to eat?” (NOT PC)

All swearing below the break.





Continue reading Voice Of Mars: Raw Male Energy, Competion, Bravado…

“He’ll be back just as soon as he gets horny,” the soldier offered.

“No, I don’t think so,” I said regarding a pal’s broken relationship. “She’s not having him, his gig is up. He won’t be back. Doesn’t a man know when his gig is up?”

“I don’t know, P. I’ve not had that much experience but every woman I have ever known has led me to wish I’d been mortared.”

Ever occur to you that men feel this way?

I’ve mentioned before how both the soldier and I draw fire and bad experience of all kinds. He is well and widely known for this - no one would get in a foxhole with him, ever.

He’s got that Mars, Mercury, Saturn T-square and if you watched this play on daily basis you would be astonished at the opposition and hardship he encounters. Matter of fact, not a day or even a half a day goes by in his life where he is not crushed.

Continue reading Voice Of Mars: “The Army Had This Figured…”

“P, you’re an actress! If you wanted to be an actress you could easily be one,” the soldier claimed.

“No.”

“Yes. But there could be no kissing scenes. You could be an actress but you aren’t going to be able to kiss anyone.”

“Not even on the cheek?”
Continue reading Voice Of Mars And The Flying Nun

“Look at these, P,” the soldier said, handing me these targets.  Vid talked him into teaching him how to clean a gun.

“How far away?” I asked.

“100 yards.”

“When? How long ago was this?”

“Last time I shot.  Couple years ago, maybe. Think I could hit someone in the head?” he asked with a gleam in in eye.

Now go back and read, Is That Your Mom’s Gun? and have a laugh.

The soldier has been called to jury duty and hopes to be picked.

“Someone on my blog said they want sheep on juries, no wolves.”

“I’m a sheep! I’m a sheep, P!” the soldier said, shrilly. “Oh, why don’t they ever pick me? Whyyyy? I’ve been called up 10 times at least but I never get picked.”

Continue reading Voice Of Mars: Joinin’ The Posse With His Huntin’ Dog, Dora