“I figured it out,” I told my husband. “If I bring an orange purse and a red purse I can make all my outfits pop on vacation.”

“Is that right?”

“Yes.  Picking purse for me for vacation is like you picking which gun to take on a mission.”

He laughed uproariously because it’s true.

Mars in Libra in the travelin’ 9th house.

Yesterday, some guy made a comment about my body as I was leaving the gym.

Talk About Blunt

Whatever weight I had gained I would say it was less than 5 pounds. The soldier had this to say about the incident:

(swearing, all swearing below the break)

Continue reading 2 Years Ago On The Elsa Blog: Voice Of Mars Regarding The Big Mouth At The Gym Yesterday

I was talking to pal, Ben last night. “You need an assistant,” I said. “But you’re not going to get one.”

“I’m not going to get one,” he repeated. “No I’m not. They don’t make them around here. There is no one you can trust.”

“Really?”

“Really. You can’t trust anyone around here. They’re all deceptive. They act dumb but they are not dumb.  There is only one thing thing they are interested in, it is whatever you have. Yes, Elsa, all they want to know is how can they get what you have.”

“Arrgh.”

“Arrgh is right.”

Who can relate? Is it hard to find someone you can trust?

“Talked to my boy,” the soldier said.

“”Bout what?”

“Stuff.”

“Did you ask him about his wife?”

“No.”

“Did you talk to him about us getting married?”

Continue reading Voice Of Mars: “Talked To My Boy…”

“Do you think you’d have loved me if we’d met as kids?” the soldier asked.

“Yes. Oh hell yes, I’d have been all over you.”

“I bet you would have. I’d have got no rest at all because of you.”

“Because of me, what?”
Continue reading Voice Of Taurus: A Cookie, A Dixie Cup Of Juice and a Nap!

‘Yeah, the teacher told my mother I marched to the beat of a different drummer when I was in the 1st grade,” the soldier said.

“Yeah?  What were you doing?”

“That’s what she wanted to know. I didn’t know what I was doing. I wasn’t doing anything as far as I knew but I was always getting in some kind of trouble.”

“Like what?”

Continue reading Voice Of Mars Regarding His Ill-Fated Attempts As A Stage Actor

“Yeah, it must be a generational thing or something,” the soldier said. “Or maybe it’s cultural?  These young guys - that’s what they go for. They seem to like these skinny girls with no ass, I don’t get it. I don’t get it at all. I mean, what’s the point of having a girl with no ass?”

“I don’t know.”

“Well I’ve wondered about this. What if I were to fall in love with a girl with no ass?  What would I do? I mean, if I loved her, if I was in love with her..?”

Continue reading Voice Of Taurus: “Are you going to eat?” (NOT PC)

All swearing below the break.





Continue reading Voice Of Mars: Raw Male Energy, Competion, Bravado…

“He’ll be back just as soon as he gets horny,” the soldier offered.

“No, I don’t think so,” I said regarding a pal’s broken relationship. “She’s not having him, his gig is up. He won’t be back. Doesn’t a man know when his gig is up?”

“I don’t know, P. I’ve not had that much experience but every woman I have ever known has led me to wish I’d been mortared.”

Ever occur to you that men feel this way?

I’ve mentioned before how both the soldier and I draw fire and bad experience of all kinds. He is well and widely known for this - no one would get in a foxhole with him, ever.

He’s got that Mars, Mercury, Saturn T-square and if you watched this play on daily basis you would be astonished at the opposition and hardship he encounters. Matter of fact, not a day or even a half a day goes by in his life where he is not crushed.

Continue reading Voice Of Mars: “The Army Had This Figured…”