Sep
23

Voice Of Mars: “Talked To My Boy…”

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“Talked to my boy,” the soldier said.

“”Bout what?”

“Stuff.”

“Did you ask him about his wife?”

“No.”

“Did you talk to him about us getting married?”

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Aug
31

Voice Of Taurus: A Cookie, A Dixie Cup Of Juice and a Nap!

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“Do you think you’d have loved me if we’d met as kids?” the soldier asked.

“Yes. Oh hell yes, I’d have been all over you.”

“I bet you would have. I’d have got no rest at all because of you.”

“Because of me, what?”
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Aug
24

Voice Of Mars Regarding His Ill-Fated Attempts As A Stage Actor

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‘Yeah, the teacher told my mother I marched to the beat of a different drummer when I was in the 1st grade,” the soldier said.

“Yeah?  What were you doing?”

“That’s what she wanted to know. I didn’t know what I was doing. I wasn’t doing anything as far as I knew but I was always getting in some kind of trouble.”

“Like what?”

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Aug
20

Voice Of Taurus: “Are you going to eat?” (NOT PC)

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“Yeah, it must be a generational thing or something,” the soldier said. “Or maybe it’s cultural?  These young guys - that’s what they go for. They seem to like these skinny girls with no ass, I don’t get it. I don’t get it at all. I mean, what’s the point of having a girl with no ass?”

“I don’t know.”

“Well I’ve wondered about this. What if I were to fall in love with a girl with no ass?  What would I do? I mean, if I loved her, if I was in love with her..?”

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Aug
6

1 Year Ago On The Elsa Blog: Voice Of Mars Regarding Women

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mortar.jpg“He’ll be back just as soon as he gets horny,” the soldier offered.

“No, I don’t think so,” I said regarding a pal’s broken relationship. “She’s not having him, his gig is up. He won’t be back. Doesn’t a man know when his gig is up?”

“I don’t know, P. I’ve not had that much experience but every woman I have ever known has led me to wish I’d been mortared.”

Ever occur to you that men feel this way?

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Jul
29

Voice Of Mars: “The Army Had This Figured…”

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I’ve mentioned before how both the soldier and I draw fire and bad experience of all kinds. He is well and widely known for this - no one would get in a foxhole with him, ever.

He’s got that Mars, Mercury, Saturn T-square and if you watched this play on daily basis you would be astonished at the opposition and hardship he encounters. Matter of fact, not a day or even a half a day goes by in his life where he is not crushed.

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Jul
28

Voice Of Mars And The Flying Nun

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“P, you’re an actress! If you wanted to be an actress you could easily be one,” the soldier claimed.

“No.”

“Yes. But there could be no kissing scenes. You could be an actress but you aren’t going to be able to kiss anyone.”

“Not even on the cheek?”
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Jul
27

Voice of Mars - 100 Yards

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“Look at these, P,” the soldier said, handing me these targets.  Vid talked him into teaching him how to clean a gun.

“How far away?” I asked.

“100 yards.”

“When? How long ago was this?”

“Last time I shot.  Couple years ago, maybe. Think I could hit someone in the head?” he asked with a gleam in in eye.

Now go back and read, Is That Your Mom’s Gun? and have a laugh.

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Jul
14

Voice Of Mars: Joinin’ The Posse With His Huntin’ Dog, Dora

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The soldier has been called to jury duty and hopes to be picked.

“Someone on my blog said they want sheep on juries, no wolves.”

“I’m a sheep! I’m a sheep, P!” the soldier said, shrilly. “Oh, why don’t they ever pick me? Whyyyy? I’ve been called up 10 times at least but I never get picked.”

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