Jun
21

Virgos Are Controlling? I Don’t Get It - Who Is The Control Freak Of The Zodiac?

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lucille.jpgOver the last couple days there have been a slew of comments that characterize Virgos as controlling. I don’t get this at all. I consider the Cardinal signs to be the control freaks of the zodiac without question.

Now don’t get pissed off at me, I have both Capricorn and Libra prominent and it takes one to know but for the people who think Virgos are controlling - Please ’splain to Lucy.

In my mind, Virgos communicate what is wrong with you and then go off to do their other work. Um…

Who is the control freak King (or Queen) of the zodiac?


Jun
5

Open Question: Mercury Retrograde - What Are We Supposed To Get Out Of This?

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mercury-god-running.jpgDear Elsa,

I get that Mercury retrograde throws a wrench in Mercury-esque things (communication, travel, technology, and whatnot) up. But what is the POINT of it? What do we get out of it?

So, for example, these people we haven’t seen in a long time resurface. Is there a meaning to it? Is this a chance to heal some wrong or review a lesson we missed in the past? And what about network outages and planes that have to turn around because of glass from a broken window that got in the engine (this happened the other day to a flight in Texas) … is Mercury retrograde just a
time where gremlins get in the gears or is there some benefit?

I guess I’m just trying to understand what it’s time to celebrate and DO during Mercury retrograde, as opposed to focusing on fear of little annoyances and of being required to sign any contracts, etc.

Wondering
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Jun
4

Open Question: Astrology, Fantasy And Obsession

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fantasy chartDear Elsa,

Since we seem to all have love on our minds these days, what is astrology’s take on obsession?

I am not talking about bad pathological obsession but the ones that are beyond mere crushes. They hit you out of nowhere to churn around in your insides until you do something uncharacteristic (and usually embarassing) or it dies an inevitable death.

I am obsessed with someone that I think I would ‘normally’ not be attracted to. It is an almost otherworldly thing because I am not even sure it’s sexual.

The weirdest thing is I’m not sure I want to do anything about it but instead wait for it to play out because I know there is no way the reality can be as good as the fantasy.

Obsessed Virgo
Canada


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Mar
16

1 Minute Astrology - In Support And Defense Of Virgo

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Defending Virgo - One of the most dogged and disrespected signs in the zodiac

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Mar
15

Saturn In Virgo: Control Is Control Is Control Is Control Is…

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makeupCharlotte asks during a discussion on the “Splainin’ Myself” blog:

“…it is more like challenging someone. Isn’t that (reportedly) a good thing? Saying to someone, “I know you can do better” isn’t the same as “You must be more like this or like that” is it? It’s a fine line I suppose, where one can make you evolve and grow whereas the other makes you feel like crap.”

Charlotte - Assuming the person has not asked for feedback, I don’t see the difference between these two approaches. In both cases you are imposing your judgment and your priorities on the other person which to a person like me feels like a pure assault.
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Feb
21

Virgo Quotes - Redux

Virgo In Their Own Words…

Virgo the Virgin is known for their fine mind, and their focus on health and helping. Their work is a priority and they tend to shun the limelight unless their job requires otherwise. Virgos are perfectionists, with a tendency to nitpick.

lauren bacallI am essentially a loner.
Lauren Bacall






bachI was obliged to be industrious. Whoever is equally industrious will succeed . . . equally well.
Johann Sebastian Bach





stephen kingTalent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.
Stephen King




ray charlesWhat makes my approach special is that I do different things. I do jazz, blues, country music and so forth. I do them all, like a good utility man.
Ray Charles



ingrid bergmanHappiness is good health and a bad memory.
Ingrid Bergman





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Feb
8

Virgo Wonders Why Men Take Her Number But Never Call: Astrology-Based Advice

Dear Elsa,

I am not a “flirty” woman, so when a man takes the initiative to ask me for my number, I’m surprised but flattered and usually give it to them in the hopes of getting to know them better. The problem is that once they get the number, I never hear from them.

Is there some sort of energy I put out that scares them away? And if so, then why do they bother to try to get to know me in the first place?

Wondering Virgo
United States

jessica rabbitDear Virgo,

With Mars conjunct Pluto in the first house and a stellium in Scorpio I am sure you give off nothing but energy… energy that attracts and repels. And there isn’t a damned thing you can do about it except for gain awareness so you operate more consciously.

Now brace yourself because this next is going to sound like criticism when it is anything but. I am trying to free you here, I swear it. And the only way I know to do that is too offer insight so here goes:

Virgo has a vested interest in being seen as innocent and virginal and if you read your post up there, you will see what I mean. You’re not flirty. You’re not cheap! Why are they bothering you? You don’t want them. You didn’t do anything. Why bother the nun? Why not leave the librarian alone? But this keeps happening so it must have something to do with you and it does. Get this loud and clear:

You exude sex.

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Jan
28

Talk About Blunt - Today In The Gym

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virgoI was leaving the gym today, hair wet with a heavy bag slung over my shoulder. I came up in the corridor behind a man I see around sometimes, he’s African.

“I’m a speeder,” I said passing him on the left without breaking stride.

“How are you doing?” he asked as I passed.

“Good, what about you?”

“Good too. Sure wish they’d clean this place though. Especially the pool area. It’s nasty.”

Past him now, hitting the door,I looked over my shoulder. “I never go in there and hearing that, I’m glad,” I said.

Standing behind me now I saw him look down at my ass. “You’re losing your weight back,” he said. “For awhile there you had started to swell up. Looked like you were on steroids or something.”

I smiled then glanced over my shoulder at him. “I was eating cookies,” I said. “Bags of them at at a time.”

On that I turned back and headed to my car.
~~

I figure this guy is some mixture of Virgo and Sagittarius. Virgo because of the cleanliness and attention to detail. Sadge because of his big mouth. I can’t say this bothered me though. I will be steering clear of cookies today, you know?

Also another indication of Neptune on the midheaven. People think I am on drugs!


Dec
10

Virgo Quotes

Virgo In Their Own Words…

Virgo the Virgin is known for their fine mind, and their focus on health and helping. Their work is a priority and they tend to shun the limelight unless their job requires otherwise. Virgos are perfectionists, with a tendency to nitpick.

claudia schifferIt’s something I decided from the very beginning I would never do - nudity.
Claudia Schiffer





salma hayekWhen I first came to Hollywood I was told to go out with an agent because it was good for my career. So I went to a party with him because it was good for my ‘career.’ Well, he thought the whole thing was a big date. Needless to say, I was very upset.”
Salma Hayek



raquel welshThe mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Raquel Welch






river phoenixI wouldn’t eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.
River Phoenix



beyonce knowlesThe great thing about McDonald’s is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads.
Beyonce Knowles



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Nov
4

Astrology In Real Life - Virgo Quotes, Take 3!

Outtakes and Various Other Sundries…

Virgo Virgins are known for their fine minds, and their focus on health and helping. Their work is a priority and they tend to shun the limelight unless their job requires otherwise. Virgos are perfectionists, with a tendency to nitpick.

rosie perezI can promote a cause, such as AIDS. I can promote a movie. But to promote myself just doesn’t feel right. That’s why you’re not going to see me at awards shows, you’re not going to see me at MTV functions, because I don’t want to go.
Rosie Perez

ione skyeI fell in love with doing yoga.
Ione Skye






van morrison“I write songs. Then, I record them. And, later, maybe I perform them on stage. That’s what I do. That’s my job. Simple.”
Van Morrison



rachel bilsonI know of my sex appeal. I know about sexuality, and I know how to use it - tastefully, of course.
Rachel Bilson




patsy clineI can’t miss a night’s work and let my public down.
Patsy Cline

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