There are a lot of whores who work the truck stops around the country. Some truck stops run the whores off, others accommodate so if you drive a truck after awhile you get to know who is who and you can pick a whore truck stop or a non-whore truck stop in most cases.

The soldier avoids the whore truck stops because the girls walk around the parking lot at night banging on the trucks to drum up business. This is wholly annoying if you are not interested in a whore because you can be woken up 2 or 3 times in a night by different women and you have to remember to be nice to the whores unless you want your tire flattened or something.

Continue reading Truck Stop Whores In Denver: One For The Current Venus Square Pluto

Dear Leo,

You sound like an addict and I am not trying to be insulting, I am trying to help you. Because you are killing your love here, a propensity shown in your chart courtesy your Venus Pluto conjunction and if you don’t stop this immediately and refocus on healing I am sure you will kill this love and then what? Chew your arm off?

The addictive tendency is also shown in your chart courtesy the Neptune squares… so what are you going to do here? Are you going to clean up your act or yearn for a situation where your act is cleaned up?

You have the power (in spades) to turn this around. It’s simple. Shut the hell up with your nasty comments. Protect your relationship (also Venus Pluto) by getting a therapist and yelling at him or her for a change while you get to the bottom of your problem here because judging by your last sentence there… I think you were far happier in love than you are in hate.

Good luck.

Need advice? Ask here!
Subscribe to the Elsa Blog
Info on scheduling a personal consultation

Grand trine in Earth aside, the opposition between (retrograde) Mars and Venus and Pluto looks fierce and drastic to me. Take the wrong side now and don’t be surprised to find yourself amputated Scorpio style. Refusing to take a side risks the same result.

The climate out there is slash and burn and cut and run. Loyalty is rewarded with loyalty. The heads of the disloyal go rolling down the hill.

My sister told me once if you mess with a woman, treat her poorly when she is pregnant you will not be forgiven once that baby is born. I have found this to be true over the last 15 years so just consider many out there are pregnant and act accordingly.

(Don’t know what amputation Scorpio style looks like? Click here for various angles on this)

Dear Leo,

Reading your post was surreal. Of course he is playing games and entertaining himself! But what do you think you’re doing? You’re playing games and entertaining yourself! You are playing the kind of games where people wind up hurt and do you expect us to believe you don’t know this?

You may as well be someone who slaps their kid 100 times and then wonders why their face is bruised. Cause and affect for Godsakes. If you pour gas on yourself and walk into a fire, you will be burned. And once you’ve done this you are not going to be able to say, hey wait a minute! New game. I want to be an unburned maiden now.

With Jupiter conjunct your Sun in Leo, you have an inflated ego. You also like to play. You have Mars in Scorpio conjunct Neptune… you love to seduce and sneak around but jeez man. Stop with the complaining when the bill comes due.

You have Venus conjunct Pluto in Virgo as well. Virgo the maiden spoiled by the nasty Scorpio. Come on now. You set this whole thing up. You are no more his pawn than he is yours and if you don’t like the game, then quit playing it.

Good luck.

Need advice? Ask here!
Subscribe to the Elsa Blog
Info on scheduling a personal consultation

One way to handle today’s sky is just to cop…. to your jealous (Venus Pluto) feelings, that is. I can tell you firsthand it’s enormously liberating when this stuff (that acts like the Hydra), gets air. The soldier availed himself of this recently:

“I used to hate it when he called you, Bean,” he said. He was talking about the AMF. I used to write about him on my other blog which the soldier read silently for three years.

“Why did it bother you?” I asked. I was pretty sure I knew but asked to make sure.

“Oh, I hated it when he said that. I just didn’t like it is all. Made me punch things a few times.” Continue reading Can Copping To Your Jealous Feelings Help?

Today is tense with the Moon is square Mars and Venus square Pluto. If you are in a position to have sex with someone by all means take advantage because the energy needs expression and release.

If you are not in a position to have sex then I guess you will just have to be cranky and seething. Just kidding… sort of.

Also a reminder, women are feeling deeply these days and many of them are ready to shoot. They may shoot to kill or shoot or shoot to defend, or merely shoot themselves in the foot but in whatever case it would be prudent to maintain awareness they are armed and not necessarily operating consciously.

Are there positive ways to use the energy? Of course. It’s just that most people don’t bother with that when the going gets tough. Much easier to just shoot up a McDonalds, beat up someone on a message board, pick a fight with the cashier in Target and various other sundries.

The Moon in Leo was in aspect to Neptune yesterday. Today it lands in Virgo and heads smack into Saturn. In other words, reality hits and I suppose we should all be grateful but you know. All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy. Nobody likes a dull boy and just reading the words “nobody” and “dull” in proximity is depressing so I apologize for that.

And I remind you to watch for manipulative women because they are sophisticated and smart and they are around. And this does not mean get paranoid. It means pay attention and be ready to slap down and be on your way.

Sun square the Moon, it’s always something. Saturn in Virgo is very well aspected and most are getting their work done though finding joy in it may be a stretch. Conditions are worsened for those who opt to invest in the idea there is something wrong with them because their work is merely work these days.

Meanwhile Venus slowly moves into a square with Pluto and on that note, this is my favorite Venus Pluto song mostly because it has all the elements but does not take itself too seriously.

The lyrics here: Bob Dylan’s Lily, Rosemary and the Jack Of Hearts

Or listen..

Dear Scorpio,

You are 21 years old. And I may be an old lady out of the loop but if my boyfriend had ever mailed a picture of his penis to another girl when I was your age (never mind pictures I was in), I would have picked him up and thrown him into the next state. It would definitely been the last he ever saw of me, so based on this I find your response baffling. Why would you put up with this?

It goes without saying you have no business logging onto his business. This is a character flaw, you know? You ought to do something about that, but first let’s deal with this man.

I understand you have been with him for 2 years but when something like this happens, as far as I am concerned, you have been with him 2 years too long. Especially when you are 21 and have no tie downs. No children, I mean. So here’s my advice:

Take your stellium in Scorpio that included a Venus Pluto conjunction and amputate. Cut this guy off, cut him off for good and I’ll tell you why.

It’s because he can’t be trusted. You will never trust him and if you can’t trust him, what do you have? Well if you’re a Scorpio, what you’ve got is garbage. Something to set out at the curb… permanently.

You can’t be trusted either, of course. You poke in people’s business, so if I were you I would take this whole thing as a wake up call. Resolve to partner with someone you can trust and to be a trustworthy partner, because this other stuff is going to lead you to nothing but pain and you said you’ve had a lifetime of that, right?

Well I believe you. So get your order of operations down.

Use your spider senses up front to suss out whether or not a person can be trusted. This is something you can know for the most part. If a person can be trusted, proceed carefully. If not ditch them and move to the next. It’s a different application of the same “stealth”, but this guy? He’s got to go. Because there a million men out there who can tell you that you’re the most beautiful. I say, where’s the meat?

Good luck.

Need advice? Ask here!

Interested in a personal consultation? Click here for more info.

Dear Ungrounded,

I know you have been reading my stuff for five years, you know my style so I feel I can be blunt and in fact you’ll appreciate it. In whatever case, I am willing to take this chance and tell you that reading this I wonder if you really want to solve your problem. Because you seem to enjoy this sort of poetic masturbation immensely, sort of like being endlessly fascinated with what may be inside a broken VCR rather than cracking the case and finding out. So if this is the case, I’d say carry on. You are your own unsolvable riddle. But if you want practical steps to change your reality here’s the outline… an actual flow chart!

First, accept you have needs. Then you ask your partner to meet them. In this case, “I feel insecure and would like you to tell in words what I mean to you.”

If he meets your needs and you find yourself shored up - End
If he ignores you, decide if you can live without reassurance.

If you can’t? End
If you can live without - Continue

Decide how much bother it is to live with the insecurity.

Not so much - End
Can’t live with it - Therapy

Tell the therapist you are fixed on this, and they will help you discover if the problem is due some complex based on your upbringing or otherwise offer you medication to quell your fears and/or obsessions. Because you have this problem precisely defined and it’s clear the problem comes from within.

You have an 8th house Venus in exact opposition to Pluto, so there is not going to be some flippy trick to stop this. If it were me, I would crack the case of the VCR, dig in and discover the problem so I could fix it and not be plagued. But I have the feeling you would rather ponder why there is a VCR in the room in the first place… if in fact there is a VCR there and the thing you see is not a figment. And I don’t think there is anything wrong with this. I just don’t think you’re going to solve anything less you want to get dirty.

Good luck.

Have a question? Need advice? Ask here!

Interested in a personal consultation? Click here for more info…