“P, why do you do it? Why do you write this stuff? The people who read your blog think it is, As The World Turns,” he said. “They think you’re some kind of soap opera.”

“Well now that you mention it, yeah. But better because it’s real life.”

“P, they think your blog is Luke and Laura,” he said
Continue reading Voice Of Venus In Leo: Entertainment And Distraction

Cut my hair on the spot? I had a lump in my throat but I was game. I knew the guy was a Leo. He had to be so my Leo Venus took the stage to complement him.

“Well, come on!” I said with a wink. “Let’s get this show on the road!” He beamed because we had a natural connection.

We walked over to his “shop”, I stepped onto the platform and slowly sat down in the chair. I was wearing my sister’s clothes again, so I looked good and I decided to milk this for all it was worth.
Continue reading The Art Museum: Hair Styling As Performance Art

“That’s your act,” the soldier said.

“Act? Oh come on.”

“You come on. You have an act and you know it.’

‘Are you telling me you see through my act?”

“Yes, I see through your act. I’ve known you since you were 17!”

“Well what’s underneath my act then?”
Continue reading His Scorpio Moon vs My Venus In Leo: Spice

“Don’t hate me because I have a red purse from Italy,” I told the soldier as I pulled my new red purse from the bag yesterday. “Look at this clash,” I said, holding the bag against my the palette that was the rest of my clothing. Is this wonderful or what?”

He laughed. “What is it with the clash? What’s that, why do you clash?”

“You can do it if you have a jarring personality like I do. I can get away with this clashing business because I am clashing myself so I do it.”

“Then why don’t you have cat eye glasses with studs in them”

“Don’t give me ideas,” I said. “You best not give me ideas and don’t tell me you’re not attracted,” I said waving the red purse like a flag. “Don’t tell me the bull is not attracted to this because I know damned well he is. Just look at you froth. I think it’s just hopeless for you with me and this purse hanging around. You know…. checkmate. Check f’kin’ mate.”

“I will meet anyone, anywhere, anytime,” I told the soldier last night in a boast. “There is no one in this world I am afraid to meet. I will meet whoever and have no qualms whatsoever. I don’t care who they are, I am not intimidated - this is true as long as I have the proper costume is all.”

“Well you’ve never had trouble finding the proper costume before,” he said.
Continue reading Astrology And Fashion Redux: Scorpio Moon Tortures Venus In Leo In Potential Emergency

“Well I know why you don’t want to be around them even if you don’t,” I told the soldier regarding some people he knows. “They obviously like you tremendously. They want to be friends but they can’t manage it. I know why and it’s not because you’re anti-social.”

“You don’t think so?”

“No, hell no. You’d be friends with them but they’re just so cheap. They’re cheap and they’re greedy so you don’t want to know them but no one can figure it out. You can’t and they can’t.”

“Why not?”
Continue reading Voice Of Venus In Leo: Cheap People In All Their Guises aka Real Gold vs Fools Gold

Well really I have had a life time of hair complaints. Dating a Leo and decide to cut your hair? He will probably leave you!

Scott went berserk when I sent him a picture of me with “boy hair” after 13 years. Accused me of deliberately sending him the most un-sexy picture I could (rather than the real fact that it was current).

The soldier also bitches non-stop because my hair used to be straight when I was young so I have to hear this all the time, “P, P. Why did you have to go stick your finger in a light socket?”

And then there was the AMF.. he called the sticking up pieces, “tweakers”.

I don’t know how to tell all you people I don’t look in the mirror. I am just not going to spend my time doing that so it’s very simple:

I either look good or I don’t and if I don’t, that’s your problem because I don’t have to look at me!

Now you can see why I consider myself only moderately vain. I have a time limit on hair fixing and this is it: 14 seconds.

I figure you should be able to use your imagination to figure out what I look like and if you can’t manage well… —- off!

My parents are Aquarian, this should be all you need to know.

How’s this for Jupiter trines to the 8th house?

I’m s’pposed to be a merry widow but I think I’m just merry. A merry widow is a gal whose husband just died and she’s sorta just a little too happy (and perhaps even on the make) at the funeral.

And my God, look at my big mouth. Mars Mecury, blabbin’ on the phone.

I got the dress from Goodwill, poor, poor Capricorn rising… I’m obviously theatrical (Leo) and no doubt as to who is running that bar (Cardinal).

I think I am 20 there… this would be right after I called the soldier a cock and he left me. Er… whoops! That mouth, man… that mouth.

Just goes to show you people don’t change all that much. I have been this weird for a very long time.

I woke up yesterday in a spectacular mood. The soldier slept in but eventually found his way to the couch for some coffee…

“I love myself tremendously today,” I said, with my Venus in Leo blindingly bright.

He laughed.

“Yep, I am a big, big deal,” I said because mo’ is always better when you’re in this frame of mind.

“I love you too, P.”

I turned away laughing because I know that (my) Leo flips out (his) Scorpio. However I’m safe because he has Venus in Gemini and let’s face it. P is interesting.
Continue reading Confidence - It’s Attractive Too

Togi remarks on Teenager Shoes:

“My Aries step dad wears bowties and bells on his sneakers so they jingle when he walks. So embarassing. What is that all about? Notice me, notice me!”

Togi, yeah it’s “notice me” but I have a different slant on this. Leo is here to entertain.  Even if you do nothing but laugh at me, you are still ENTERTAINED and since I have Venus in Leo, I think entertainment is freakishly important.

When I dated a painter, I dressed all the time. I always looked as if I just stepped out of a painting and also thought this was important as I was an addition to the landscape. Must we all dress down, the same, similar? I don’t think so because if it were, Venus when it got to Leo would just skip over. Same with Aquarius!

In regards to your step dad, yeah it’s embarassing but no more so than tattooing messages all over your body or getting humongous fake breasts put on your chest.  I think you just don’t like the guy!

pictured - The Young Italian, Bouguereau, Oil on canvas