This came up in a consultation. Sometimes, some people have problems and challenges so intense they have simply got to raise their bar sky high and perform like geniuses. They just don’t have the luxury of bullshitting around, spending a year or two or three mulling things or doing what I call, masturbating because in fact they’ve got real crisis.

Continue reading Practice Makes Perfect… Mars Mercury Mouth Breaks Loose

Saturn is in Virgo… Communication tips from the Goat who got them from the Goat(s).

How to quit wasting your time on Mr/Ms Wrong, never mind feel a whole lot better.

I have a lot of clients on the fence about a relationship right now, they are primarily, Piscean. It’s because Saturn has been retrograde in the opposite sign, Virgo so while they feel pressured to “do the right thing”, they have not been able to comply because they’ve not been able discern what the right thing is.
Continue reading Strong Relationships (Help For Pisces Struggling With Saturn In Virgo)

I have T-Mobile as a carrier for my cell phone. The last time I replaced my phone I paid full price rather than extend my contract.

I have been happy with them. They have that @home service which allows unlimited calls at from home or other T-Mobile hotspots for $10 additional a month so it’s been a very good deal but I got an even better deal.
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The Truth About Addiction And Recovery

donederin asked on Thriving With Pluto In Capricorn regarding the transition from Pluto in Sagittarius to Capricorn:

So, does anybody have any concrete ideas about how they plan to accept and move forward? I’d love to hear.

::raises hand:: Yeah, I do. It’s very simple. There is no more pie in the sky. There is no more, “ask the universe and it will be delivered.” While there may have been power (Pluto) in those philosophies (Sagittarius) at one time, that time has ended.
Continue reading Astrology-Based Tip By Elsa P: What, No Pie? Pluto In Capricorn Means, “The inflated, grandiose figure is done like blue eyeshadow…”

Stumbling on a few things today… they might help some of you. These things come up in conversation or in consultations and I realize they have wide application.

For one thing, it is emerging that it’s very helpful to think in terms of “generations” when it comes to coping with and assimilating the meaning of Pluto changing signs. Pluto is considered a generational planet. The Pluto in Leo generation, Pluto in Virgo generation… Pluto in Scorpio generation, etc.

I mentioned the other day that babies being born now with Pluto in Capricorn have a very different flavor then those born with Pluto in Sagittarius. With Pluto in Sagittarius the collective was very upbeat. Everything, up, up, up! The stock market goes where? Up! The gross ticket sales for a movie? Up! Book sales (er… Harry Potter) - UP! Federal deficit? UP! Up, up, up and up and babies born during this time carry this energy (this optimism) subconsciously. So what about the babies being born now?
Continue reading Astrology-Based Tip By Elsa P: Thriving With Pluto In Capricorn, 2008, 2009, 2010 etc.

Tips from the goat..

Today I got 3 tips. I got a tip in my tip jar for doing nothing different then I did yesterday, people suggested I sell t-shirts that say, “I have Libra and I can’t decide” and satori told me I should write a book on how to keep a man happy.

I have to say, I feel pretty damned good and weren’t we going to have a happy blog once a week or so?  Something light fare?  Well this is it.

Jupiter is opposing the Sun and Venus in Cancer so tell us something happy.  Maybe even boast a little… while it’s still legal, ha ha ha.

Tell us something happy before they come tell us that laughing makes you fat, it causes cancer, it makes you smoke and further, it creates problems for the depressed so stop it already you lousy not PC bastard!!!

What good thing happened to you today?