Astrology And Fashion: 2010 Spring Trends Through the Zodiac Signs - Aries, Taurus, Gemini by Annalisa
Astrology and style
Spring is around the corner and there are plenty of new ideas off the runway that have been knocked off at every price point that might suit your chart ruler, or your Venus or even if you dress for your Sun sign!
Voice Of Taurus: A Cookie, A Dixie Cup Of Juice and a Nap!
Astrology in real life
“Do you think you’d have loved me if we’d met as kids?” the soldier asked.
“Yes. Oh hell yes, I’d have been all over you.”
“I bet you would have. I’d have got no rest at all because of you.”
“Because of me, what?”
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Voice Of Taurus: “Are you going to eat?” (NOT PC)
Astrology in real life
“Yeah, it must be a generational thing or something,” the soldier said. “Or maybe it’s cultural? These young guys - that’s what they go for. They seem to like these skinny girls with no ass, I don’t get it. I don’t get it at all. I mean, what’s the point of having a girl with no ass?”
“I don’t know.”
“Well I’ve wondered about this. What if I were to fall in love with a girl with no ass? What would I do? I mean, if I loved her, if I was in love with her..?”
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Taurus: Cheap, Practical And Matter Of Fact
Astrology in real life
The soldier was lying around in his robe last night. “You need a new one,” I said. “I’ve been looking but I can’t find anything like it and I know you don’t want something different.”
“No, I don’t want anything heavy.”
“I know. But that one is a rag. It’s become ridiculous, is it 20 years old? The thing is shredded.” (swearing below the break)
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“I’m clean as a peach,” the soldier said, brightly. “I had a bubble bath and a shower,” he added.
“You had a bubble bath?” He is at an Arizona truck stop with Indians who have large bathtub for 2 in their truck stops.
“Yep! They said, do you want some soap and some bubble bath? I said, yeah. I’ll have some soap and some bubble bath!”
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Two Years Ago On The Elsa Blog: Taurus, Famous For Their Self Esteem
Astrology in Real Life
My son is a Taurus, he’s 7. Screen name, Vidroid, he was watching TV before school, eating yogurt.
“You have writing on your head,” I said. The way the lines were drawn on he looked like Frankenstein. “You probably ought to get that off before school.”
“No. People love me like this,” he said.
“What?”
“They love me with this on my head.”
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Open Question: Is Love Simple?
Outtakes and Various Other Sundries…
A Taurus wrote to remark how simple love was when he was young. I got to thinking about this in terms of astrology and now I wonder how others feel. Is love simple? Or complex?
What do you think and how does Venus look in your chart?
Astrology-Based Advice: Double Taurus Woman is Smitten With Wonderful, Mysterious Virgo Man
Dear Elsa,
I met a wonderful Virgo man several months ago while I was on vacation. He lives in another state and our meeting was a surprise - a sweet wonderful surprise. There was a fantastic jolt of electricity that passed through me at the time (it was there for him, too, as he called me not long after the initial meeting) and it was present the next time we saw each other.
We have since had the chance to spend time with together and become intimate. He’s a fantastic lover and a kind man. He’s also rather mysterious and I get the feeling he’s either quite shy and private, or hiding something. I’m fine either way (to an extent), but I want to know how best to deal with his occasional disappearances and reluctance to fully open up to me. Part of his reluctance to open includes his exact birthday, but he did reveal he’s a Virgo.
Deep down, the attraction I have for this man is overwhelming and I am very aware of this. Were it not for geography, I’m afraid I’d be rushing into something. But because of the distance, I feel this is the perfect time to hang back, get to know him, and get a chance to understand what makes the typical Virgo tick. Of course, I don’t believe there’s anything typical about my Virgo paramour, but I have to work in generalizations here given the mysterious nature of this man.
What can you tell this Taurean in Wait?
~~
Have a question? Need advice? Ask here!
Dear Taurean,
I have to tell you to beware!! You realize this man may be married or otherwise committed. In fact, he probably is.
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“P, I am never going to refuse a cookie,” the soldier said. “You just can’t put them in front of me or I’m going to eat them.”
“I know, I know.”
“I could be lying on my death bed from diabetes and if there is a cookie there, I will reach out my spindly arm, get it and put it in my mouth. I may be dying but not before I have just one more cookie…”
Who can relate?
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