Nov
20

1 Minute Astrology - A Cautionary (and Slightly Raunchy) Tale For All The Control Freaks

1 Minute Astrology

Do you have an emphasis on the Cardinal signs? Think you can control others? Har! Best think again. (from 2007)

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Sep
22

Under The Scorpio Moon… Time Trippin… OFF Track To Tell You A Story You May Or May Not Believe

Storytime

I’ve been talking to everyone I know about my recent revelations, I can’t say that I am doing a very job.  It could be Mercury is retrograde, it could be that people are having their own lives and problems and don’t want to hear anything too… whatever. Bad, sad, mad or hard.  It could be a combination of things but I am beginning to think that what I am saying is akin to gibberish and for a variety of reasons.

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Jul
10

What Is Disturbing About The Disturbing People Topic

Astrology in real life

elsa tvSaturn is in Virgo I am so weary of writing I think I may force myself onto video tomorrow to talk about this disturbing people topic. Thing is no one ever understands what I say so then I have to make another video to elaborate and in the future there are 2 halves out there neither of them exactly coherent.

In other cases, there are 3 or 4 or 5 parts and taken on their own without the benefit of reading this blog or seeing the in chronological order, in short I sound like a lunatic.
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Jul
5

1 Minute Astrology - Criminal Mind: Spy Meets Spy In Beaver, Utah

1 minute astrology that lasts five minutes

This is from 2007 when Pluto was turning direct in Sagittarius. It’s a Pluto-themed story (Sagittarius) and on topic for the current discussion on this blog which I intend to wrap up today.

Everyone in this story (including the motel guy) was a criminal. It was just that kind of day where you throw the dice and they land how they land…


Jun
25

Writing, Reporting, Storytelling the Taboo Redux

Astrology in Real Life…

jupiter godThis is from early 2007. In between the AMF and getting together with the soldier, I had a couple “dates” with a man I called, “Coffee Date”. They were not really dates because when he asked me to go out with him I told him that I was fresh from a break-up and didn’t think I could manage.
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Jun
15

Quirk Of The Capricorn Type - A Story: Low People In High Places

Astrology in real life

capricorn goatI told this story to satori and she liked it. I asked her why she liked it because I have no perspective on such a thing and I was contemplating writing it for my blog. “I don’t know,” she said. “It’s very evocative…”

I was satisfied with that I guess because now I am going to tell you.

I’d forgotten about this, my sister brought it up. We were talking about the innate class we both have. It’s in us, all right. We both have exquisite taste though how we got it is… well it’s hard to understand.
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Mar
28

Organic Storytelling, The Void, My Gift, My Curse And Various Other Sundries

Astrology in real life

Lynn said on Dirty Grave

“I’m sorry you feel beaten up at the moment Elsa.”

Lynn, no. I just thought of the song today. Everything in my life that is now, always has been and I hope this is something that will emerge in this class. I have a vision, see? I have Mars Mercury in the 9th house. The 9th - storytelling… I have a motive (Mars) when I write (Mercury). I have a high mind (9th house). I have a purpose. I BELIEVE in what I am doing and saying and I am confident.
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Feb
22

A Fish Tale - Two Pisces With Cheating Husbands: Breast Cancer And Storytelling - Part 2

Catch up here - A Fish Tale

I became a remote, somewhat eccentric source of support for the gal with the breast cancer. Her husband had come back to her and she had friends and a strong family but I filled some sort of niche for her with my perspective and my astrology…and my writing.

She liked my writing a lot. It offered her an escape somehow. It gave her some sort of respite and she while she elaborated around this, though I can’t recall details.
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Oct
23

1 Minute Astrology - Astrology Class Circa 1992: Will The Real Scorpio Please Stand Up?

Astrology in Real Life

Elsa P goes to astrology class, circa 1992. Who is really flying under the wire?


Do people mistake you as something you are not? How does it make you feel?


Oct
14

1 Minute Astrology: What People Want vs What You Want Them To Want: Control, Capricorn, Integrity, And Respect

Astrology in Real Life…

There is a T-square in the Cardinal signs, people want to control other people. On that note - this:
Paul, a regretful control freak tells a story on Henry...


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