Turns out there is a demand for t-shirts with this slogan.  Anyone out there with some skills feel like designing a logo? If so I will put it up on cafepress so y’all can get one.

I don’t know how cafepress works exactly but will make everything as cheap as possible because the goal is not to profit but to be amused.

I am open to whatever but imagine a clean design with an elsaelsa.com on it somewhere would be most appealing.  In fact, just text works for me but even that is beyond what I can do so if someone wants to help out, that would be great.

I have become a fan of cafepress since finding this mug for the soldier there.  I got it for him for Father’s day and the grin that spread across his face was priceless.  He wanted a t-shirt so I got him that as well and point is, having this super unique specialized stuff is really worthwhile so let’s do it, ‘kay?

If we can get one (or more) good designs we can throw up other choice comments in the same format when they come up and there is demand and I dunno. What the hell - I just think we should do it.

As I mentioned yesterday,  the sky is dicey out there but I reiterate, this day can be well navigated with a little bit of finesse.

Whoever can detach and maintain their integrity today is going to have few problems.

“We live amid surfaces, and the true art of life is to skate well on them.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mercury ruled Gemini is known for its mental dexterity and its dual nature. Some say they are naturally bisexual. Others say asexual. I guess I see Gemini as sort of ambidextrous in all ways. The sign is changeable, almost always intellectually sophisticated, but often flighty. Easily bored, they hate being bogged down and always on the look out for something “interesting”.

And as a child, we have such a wonderful thing as children that we can just make the best of everything, and say, well this must be what everybody else is experiencing, and I’ve got to make the best of it. You don’t know that it’s not good until you witness something that it seems better.
Anne Heche

I’m basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I’m five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
Mike Myers

I discovered that my normally hyper personality and movements are completely unsuitable for apes. I was in danger of flunking ape school at first until I began to get in touch with my inner ape!
Helena Bonham Carter

I preferred not to be laden down with a big instrument. If you’re behind a guitar, you get used to being behind a guitar, and you don’t really perform because you can’t. I wanted to be able to just hold on to the mike and sing.
Stevie Nicks

“But I’m a Gemini, so I change my mind every day.”
Natalie Portman

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This is Claire-France Perez again. I always talk to her in as Mars-y voice as I please (ha ha, Mars in Libra says please) because I know she likes the energy. Or she acknowledges it or whatever is is she does. You do not have to think or talk PC with her which is of course a great relief to someone like me. She’s like a port in the storm.

“Well you know you’re looking for a fight when you get pissed off at your tea,” I said. “I drink this tea and it has these quotes on the teabag. I used to like this a dozen years ago but now I read what these old bastards have to say and I don’t agree!”

Continue reading Sun Square Mars: How About We Dig Up These Dead Guys So I Can Fight ‘Em?

Capricorn is known for being in control, their seriousness and taking responsibility, and persevering in difficult circumstances. Typically Capricorn struggles and overcomes great adversity in early life, building character, as they say. The sign matures well, though and things ease the 2nd half of life as Capricorn comes into their own, generally proving themselves to be formidable people with integrity…no longer discounted.

The hardest part was when I was in high school not having a job and always being broke. I had to get to auditions without a car. I either took the bus or walked.
Cuba Gooding, Jr.

If you do anything for too long, it starts to lack edge, to become too easy. Easy is the kiss of death.
Julia Ormond

I really do like to work. I will work again. But on my terms.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

I take full responsibility for my actions.
Kate Moss

I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together. And the floodgates of goodness have opened upon me - spiritually and financially.
Denzel Washington

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Pisces are known to be nebulous ethereal sort of entities, with brilliant imaginations and capacity to fantasize. There is a yearning to escape from the mundane and the minutiae in life. This desire to escape and exist in a state of bliss, frequently leads to substance abuse. Pisces is drawn to service, full of faith and assists humanity by blurring all things harsh for the rest of us.

I don’t think I could be a foot soldier. I don’t know if I could take orders too good. I’m a little lazy.
Benicio Del Toro

Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.
Drew Barrymore

The beast in me is caged by frail and fragile bars.
Johnny Cash

I would advise you to keep your overhead down; avoid a major drug habit; play every day; and take it in front of other people. They need to hear it, and you need them to hear it.
James Taylor




I fell off my pink cloud with a thud.
Elizabeth Taylor

I may have been a golden retriever in a past life. When I walk down the street, strange dogs I’ve never met before look at me and do double takes. They do. They look again.
William H. Macy

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Taurus is an Earth sign, known for having their self-esteem, in tact! Venus ruled, there is a focus on love, art and money. It is tactile sign, that likes to keep things simple.

I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me.
Barbra Streisand

I try to do what I do.
Joe Cocker

If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.
Katharine Hepburn

I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete’s baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.
Andre Agassi

But the real secret to total gorgeousness is to believe in yourself, have self confidence, and try to be secure in your decisions and thoughts.
Kirsten Dunst

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Aries is a fire sign, known for being aggressive, brash and confident. Mars ruled, Aries are go-getters, natural warriors, yang. They are concerned with the self - “me” as opposed to “we”.

It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
Leonardo da Vinci




I don’t judge others. I say if you feel good with what you’re doing, let your freak flag fly.
Sarah Jessica Parker

I’ve always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to make something of myself.
Eddie Murphy

I’m an intense bastard when I’m doing my job. I don’t suffer fools and I don’t wanna fuck around. I want you to be ready and prepared. Let’s go, man. If you come to that set and you don’t know your lines, what the fuck have you been doing? You don’t deserve the job.
Russell Crowev

In this world, I call the shots and I think I know best.
Mariah Carey




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Aries is a fire sign, known for being aggressive, brash and confident. Mars ruled, Aries are go-getters, natural warriors, yang. They are concerned with the self - “me” as opposed to “we”.

I don’t think it’s the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed.
Marlon Brando

You can’t just sit there and wait for people to give you that golden dream. You’ve got to get out there and make it happen for yourself.
Diana Ross

If boyhood and youth are but vanity, must it not be our ambition to become men?
Vincent Van Gogh

I’m not good at future planning. I don’t plan at all. I don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. I don’t have a day planner and I don’t have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.
Heath Ledger

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This gal just does not quit with the Capricorn…

On paying your dues…

“And it’s not that going out for a hack is wrong or bad, I certainly don’t view it as that; it’s just that there’s something about the dressage, being put through your paces, that makes you better.”


On fear…

“At first I was a bit indignant about it, and then I realised, ‘No, that’s what people want, so that’s what is given.’ But it’s not in your control. It’s just what happens to you, and that’s what’s frightening.”

She’s a realist…

“For sure, you don’t believe the good stuff. I mean, the good stuff is just insane - wacky. If you don’t take it too much to heart, it does help when the negative stuff hits. And you know the negative stuff is coming. It’s got to! What comes up must come down.”

Fear of success / failure

“I found it all very scary. This fairytale gets built around you - as if you’ve been walking through the streets and then Sydney Pollack sees you and goes, ‘I’ll put you in something!’”

On feeling insecure

“I was hungry for the learning experience and didn’t feel secure enough to say no. You need to be bloody secure to say no.” -

On bad things happening

“I’d seemed to play a lot of people who’d slit their wrists or cut off their hair or shot themselves or died of the plague.”

On life being hard

“If you do anything for too long, it starts to lack edge, to become too easy. Easy is the kiss of death.”



On not taking things for granted

“They seem to be very sure things are going to be a success. I’m not being negative about it, but I’m hedging my bets.”

On Capricorn’s hard way up being discounted

“When really you’ve gone to drama school and rep and then you’ve come to London and gone to auditions and you’ve worked, solidly, for years. But that all gets forgotten.”

I think she’s gorgeous.

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