“cf, its dog. How are you?” I asked.

“I’m good, dog. I’m great. How are you girlfriend?”

“Aaaah. I’m calling you for some gossip. Got some?”

She laughed. “Gossip?”

I don’t usually ask for gossip. In fact, I have never asked for gossip, I am known for blood and guts and sex and jokes. But these days I have a Progressed Gemini Moon.

“Yeah. I want to distract myself from my life for a minute.”

She snorted. “You just can’t help yourself can you?”

“Help myself what? What do you mean? I am calling a double Gemini for some gossip. This is normal, right? Oh my God, it makes sense to me.”

We proceeded to get cut off… Mercury retrograde.

Unable to reestablish contact, I called Alexa. She’s also a double Gemini… Cancer Moon square Uranus.

“Alexa, it’s me. This is Elsa. Do you have any gossip?”

“Gossip?”

“Yeah. I need a distraction from my life so I was hoping you have some gossip from yours. You have that whole family of freaks. Anyone doing anything? Someone must be up to something. Aren’t they? Anyone getting in trouble or have something great going on? Tell me about it, would you?”

I am inordinately sensitive to the sign of my Progressed Moon. Each time it changes signs, my entire personality shifts and I feel driven from my core to express the qualities of the sign.

Where is your Progressed Moon? Do you see it express?

When I went to New York, I brought two books to read on plane. Michael Lutin’s, “SunShines: The Astrology of Being Happy” and “Why They Kill: The Discoveries of a Maverick Criminologist” by Richard Rhodes. I was stowing them seat back in front of me when it hit me how spastic it was even though I am very interested in being happy and murder and mayhem.

Generally I would read about one thing or the other. I’d be on a binge. But I read the books, chapter of this, chapter of that all the way to New York and back and I don’t know. I figured this must be a reflection of the (newly) progressed Gemini in my chart because I was having no problem going back and forth between subjects. I was positively deft and felt so light and detached about it all.

“Oh! Well that’s is interesting. Let’s look at this other thing…” See? Like I’m two people, talking to each other!

And I have no Gemini at all in my natal chart… or planets in the 3rd so this is all very marvelous for me to observe.

Do you have Gemini in your chart? How does it manifest?