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1 Minute Astrology - Self And Psychic Defense For Pisces And Neptune Types
1 minute astrology
This is from 2008, part of a series of videos on defending yourself… here is an example of a Saturn Neptune defense.
“Signs” by the Five Man Electrical Band
For more on this topic skip to -> Escape Via Imagination
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Astrology Today: May 20, 2009 - Raging Inferno
My eye on the sky
Saturn in Virgo is sitting on top the raging inferno that is the Moon, Venus, Mars conjunction in Aries.

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New Day, New Song, This Time Pluto-Themed
Outtakes and various other sundries
This is the soldier’s song for me tonight. “That’s you and me, P! I am Don Gato!”
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Love And Art And Danger: Piss Off An Artist At Your Own Risk
Astrology in Real Life
The other night the soldier and I were listening to Julian Lennon and Jakob Dylan both talented and oppressed by their fathers.
Watching their videos it about breaks your mind trying to fathom it but that aside we were discussing the meaning of one of the songs and sounded to me (and him) as if some gal had betrayed…
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Mercury The Trickster - Episode 3: The Famous Musician, What’s His Face?
Astrology in Real Life
I messed with Scott too. Scott is a high falutin’ pianist. I am of course, a dipshit.
We were hanging out one day… one of those days when you never get out of bed. And we were talking about everything and music came up.
Now granted, Scott is a total connoisseur. However, he is also a fool. The conversation went like this.
“Blah, blah, blah, Paganini,” he said
“Paga-who?” I said.
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Saturn Opposite Uranus - Elsa P Style
Astrology in real life
The soldier and I were discussing evil tonight, specifically the idea that eventually evil people run into people even eviler than they are and when that happens… well it’s not something I like to think about.
But let’s just say you do reap what you sow. If that’s the case, then it is most definitely none of your business what people do with their free will…
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On the Topic of Patience (Saturn): Nick “The Knife” Lowe - “Time Wounds All Heels”
Outtakes and various other sundries
I have taken comfort from this song at various times since I heard it 20 years ago. Saturn rules time… he mentions “law and order”. The girl singers, “You ain’t getting no younger…”
Do you believe Nick the Knife?
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For The Addicted From The Addicted: The No-No Song - Ringo Starr
Astrology in real life
Saturn is in Virgo and I learned recently I have to avoid sugar. I am off it a few weeks now and want to stay that way.
This song came to mind this morning and amused me so here it is for all you people out there who are trying to quit… anything.
What are you trying to quit?
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How I Feel About Being Proposed To 40 Times (At Least)
I do have feelings about being proposed to 40 + times and for the record, that is not an exaggeration. If anything the estimate is conservative, I could almost sell bumper stickers, “I Proposed To Elsa Too”. If Scott is reading this, he is laughing because he knows it’s true!
Anyway, I don’t like this and Nick Lowe has a song the perfectly describes my feelings about it. I posted the lyrics below and you can see the aspects in my chart brilliantly described. Who but Mars Mercury is going to make a “knife out of a notion”?
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