May
28

1 Minute Astrology - A Stable Home For The Restless Wandering Jupiter Moon Type

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Have you ever heard that Saturn was the antidote for and overload of Jupiter? Here’s how that works in real life aka “How the perennially restless can cut a break”.

Referencing this piece in the video: 40 Years Old And She’s Never Decorated Her House


May
26

40 Years Old And Never Bothered To Decorate Her House: Astrology-Based Advice

Dear Elsa,

I grew up in a family of 6 kids, big house, great holidays, etc. My situation is this: as an adult, I have never had a pulled-together house. I am in my 40’s and this has held true through 2 marriages and my current stint as a single parent. It isn’t simply varying periods of disorganization or disinterest in decorating, but having the bare minimum of both furniture (some castoffs) and functional objects. Money is not the problem.

Every house I’ve lived in looks like I just moved in. I can truly say that I don’t know anyone who is like this; some newlyweds and college kids are better off! I’m almost afraid of having a house that is too “established” and settled. None of the places I’ve lived since leaving home felt like a place I wanted to put down roots, although I’ve lived in the same city for the past 18 years!

Am I very kooky? How can I pull my house together so I can have people over and dinner parties and all the rest? What is going on with this?

Homeless
United States

jupiterDear Homeless,

You are asking the wrong person because I live just like you. And I just knew when I was plugging in your data I was going to see a Jupiter Moon contact and sure enough, there it is! I’ve got the same and I can tell you exactly what is going on.  We only feel at home when we are moving! “Papa was a rolling stone… wherever he laid his hat was his home…”

I can tell you unequivocally I feel more at home at the gym then I do my own house. I feel more at home in a hotel room I plan to stay in for one night, etc. I feel more at home in the car and consequently, I don’t invest in making a home “homey” though I feel similar to you and think I should.

As to how to address this, I have had little luck. I traded astrology with an interior decorator once and while she did wonders with my house, it did not take me long to revert back to form. I have tried and tried and hope to try some more in the (Jupiter-ruled) future while I have simultaneously come to the conclusion, this is just how I am.

As for children growing up this way… well they probably do suffer but they are also paid. At least they get to walk on the carpet, yes? At least their friends can come over and let their hair down.  At least they have a hell of a lot of fun with a Jupiter Moon mom so…

Other people may have ideas. I hope they do but as far as I am concerned this song below is the Jupiter Moon (Sagittarius Moon) anthem…

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Mar
13

Astrology And Happiness: Is Feeling Good In The Genes?

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jupiter postcardHappiness Is In The Genes, Say Scottish Scientists

Jamie Beatson writes:

“Psychologists at Edinburgh University found that inherited genes control up to half of the personality traits that keep us happy.

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The group were able to identify evidence of common genes that result in certain personality traits, which in turn predispose people to happiness…”

Continue reading Astrology And Happiness: Is Feeling Good In The Genes?


Mar
7

Astrology In Real Life: Obvious Truth-Teller - Janice Dickinson

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I was thinking of something which made me think of something I heard Janice Dickinson say once in an interview. That is that the first thing Sylvester Stallone does with his dates is send them to a surgeon for body modifications… namely breasts which reminds me he is a Cancer but besides that the thing that gets me about Janice is she is an obvious truth teller and it’s not that common is it?

This led me to look for her chart and it turns out she is an Aquarian with a Sagittarius Moon. It is the Sadge Moon doing the blurting and she has the ruler of her Sun and Moon (Uranus and Jupiter) conjunct so nothing would suit her better than to blurt the shocking truth.

If you want to take it further, the conjunction is in Cancer so how about the shocking truth about Cancer, Sly Stallone? Ha ha ha, I love astrology but here is the question:

Do you know any obvious truth tellers? Add the astrology if you know it.


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