Oct
3

Taurus Does Not Appreciate Change… And They Like Themselves The Way They Are

Astrology in Real Life…

male modelThe soldier the other weekend:

“Yeah, my whole world has gone to hell. Men are feminized now, P. They’re like girls or something.”

I laughed.

“Yeah, I see these men on the runway, swishin’ around and I think what the hell is that? Why don’t they put someone like me on the runway? I’ll do it. I’ll go out there on the runway as a man… a regular plain man.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. And I don’t want any of that techno music playing either. Hell no. They can play bad to the bone or somethin’ like that.”

“Okay,” I said snorting.

“Yeah, I’ll just walk out there in some dungarees or something. Just some regular pants, a plain shirt and I’ll do my regular walk. You know how I walk. Like a bulldog. That’s how I walk, so that’s how I’ll walk.” (following has swearing) Continue reading Taurus Does Not Appreciate Change… And They Like Themselves The Way They Are


Sep
14

Astrology in the News: OJ Simpson, the Patriots and Skinny Models

Astrology in Today’s Headlines

zodiac jewelryPluto in Sagittarius and it’s more of the same. Shadow side of sports, eh?

From Yahoo News:

OJ Simpson questioned in casino break-in


Besides Simpson being a Jupiter figure (outdoor sports), Jupiter rules gambling.

From Bloomberg.com

Belichick Fined, Patriots Lose Pick in Spying on Jets

Whoops! Caught being slimy.

And for Saturn in Virgo (Rules / Control around diet) we have this from Breitbart.com:

Fashion Shows Should Screen for Anorexia

Never make rules / laws you cannot enforce! Some old man told me this when I was a kid and I’ve never forgotten…

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