The soldier is going to a sword fight today. This is with a group of men interested in the Viking era and while he is not sure what to expect, he figures he may wind up fighting with a sword even though he’s never fought with a sword in his life so has no skills. nIn whatever case, he expects to get his ass kicked.

I was invited but took a pass and I am not interested in men type stuff unless there is taboo involved plus I’ve no desire to see him get his ass kicked although I will deal with the aftermath same as I did back when he used to fight with Speedy back in the day because he would come home with all sorts of bruises and black eyes.

He has been teasing me without mercy about this and I saw his T-square come alive last night. Mars (cutting) Mercury (hands) Saturn (old age). (swearing below the break)
Continue reading Voice Of Mars - “Cut My Hand Clean Off”

How’s this for Jupiter trines to the 8th house?

I’m s’pposed to be a merry widow but I think I’m just merry. A merry widow is a gal whose husband just died and she’s sorta just a little too happy (and perhaps even on the make) at the funeral.

And my God, look at my big mouth. Mars Mecury, blabbin’ on the phone.

I got the dress from Goodwill, poor, poor Capricorn rising… I’m obviously theatrical (Leo) and no doubt as to who is running that bar (Cardinal).

I think I am 20 there… this would be right after I called the soldier a cock and he left me. Er… whoops! That mouth, man… that mouth.

Just goes to show you people don’t change all that much. I have been this weird for a very long time.

anesa writes on A Fierce Diet:

“Hi Elsa, the book you mentioned here - “Heal your Body” by Louise L. Hay - lists “oversensitivity, often represents fear and shows a need for protection. Fear may be a cover for hidden anger and a resistance to forgive” for fat issues.

Do you relate to that kind of issues? And is it in reaction to those issues that you have decided to go on a fierce diet and have you chosen a timing based on your chart?”

anesa, good question. While I don’t relate to the fear and oversensitivity Dx, with that Mars Mercury conjunction in my chart, anger is always an issue for me. You can just count me furious at all times and you’d not be far off. (Swearing below the break)
Continue reading Astrology, Diet, Mars And Anger: Hell Yes I Have Issues!

I have so much chaos here I can’t make heads or tails of the sky other than to note that Jupiter in Capricorn is trine Saturn in Virgo and you’d be hard pressed to find a better time to work on your vision which is what I am doing with Astro Dispatch. That aside I feel bad for neglecting my blog and would like to show up here with something meaty however I’ve no access to anything like that, again because of the chaos.

What I do on this blog is write my reality in the moment so I’ll tell you the only the that’s happened in two days that is relevant here. I did hear of some really nasty stuff some people are doing with my blog and boy have I graduated. There would have been a day I’d have flipped right out but instead I just took it as part of a very large whole and said this:

“So they’re using my blog? They’re talking? Big deal, that’s what everyone does with my blog.”

It’s true, isn’t it? I write this thing and it seems fine to me you use it as you will. (swearing below the break)
Continue reading Mars Is Conjunct Mercury (In Sweet Libra)… Natally And In The Sky And It Sounds Like This…

“Well just tell me this,” the soldier said. “When do you not think about sex?”

I was stunned by the question. “Well…” I said, stalling for time. “I don’t know,” I blurted.  “Let me think about that.”

He laughed. “See?”

“Well wait a minute, let me think I said.”  I stopped to think, letting my mind scan over a typical days thoughts. “I don’t know but I am sure I think of something besides sex.”

He stared.

“Occasionally, I think of something besides sex. I get on the crosstrainer and think about what I am going to write,” I said but as soon as I did I realized sexual thoughts interfere with that probably every few minutes if not every few seconds.  “Okay, I do think about sex a lot. Oh my God, I think of sex all the time… I really do think about sex all the time, sorry!”

This was stunning to me. I don’t think I go five minutes without a sexual thought… quintessential Mars conjunct Mercury.

 What dominates your thinking? Where is your Mercury?

The bit about my inability to mesh with a refined man brought this old story to mind so I dug this up.  This story happened right after the soldier and I broke up. I started to date all these millionaires, quite inexplicably. I mean I met and dated a string of them (5 or 6) in the space of just a few months, they just came out of the woodwork.

Continue reading Voice of Mars Conjunct Mercury In Libra… All This Refinement Pisses Me Off!

Mercury drops into Libra today and forms a conjunction with Mars. Gee.  Do I know someone with that combination in their chart?

The Moon is in Leo, opposing Neptune which is sure to inflate my ego  and along with my routine natal boasting being hotted up like that I am not sure I can think of anyone but myself today, sorry!

However, this is a best case scenario for P, because Neptune could just as easy erase my ego in which case I am going to be beyond merely confused…

"I am looking for the jock that goes with the strap that is lying on the floor," I said.

His eyes opened wide, he was speechless and turned all kinds of red.

Mars Uranus - Shock the man. ;)

I was surprised at the results of the Crimes Of Passion poll (repeated below). Only very few of you (7% at the time of this writing) believe there is no such thing as a crime of passion which has actually pretty much been proven. I lost my mind and killed her? Turns out this is something criminals tell juries and judges and lawyers but it is not what they tell Lonnie Athens.

Lonnie Athens is what you call a maverick in the criminology field and I was introduced to him by HQ some years ago just in case you think all HQ does is build websites. Actually he reads 3 books a week and knowing I am interested in violence, crime, sociopaths and so forth, he sent me Lonnie’s book(s).
Continue reading Astrology And Violence: Crimes Of Passion… No, I Don’t Think They Exist

The soldier and I have that Mercury opposition with Mars involved on both sides and we challenge each other almost mindlessly. We both think very little of the direction this (the US) is continuing to move in and we like to talk about what we might do in various circumstances. You know. Like if I get famous and nosy people show up, he is going to shoot them.
Continue reading The Soldier Deals With P’s Doomsday Scenarios