I went on a date with a rocket scientist. He was ultra-cool and dapper, I was a lowly single mother living in the suburbs.

“I have a Lamborghini,” he said.

“I am a Lamborghini,” I said with a grin.

He didn’t get it.

Boy was he shocked when I turned down his request for a second date.
Continue reading Vintage Astrology Blogging: Mars Conjunct Mercury Anecdotes: Fast Cars and Boxing

I thought I’d come on here and outline how this phenomena (the hall of mirrors) works with a real life story. If you can track this I am sure you will be able to identify this pattern in your own life and in the lives around you so here goes:

Once upon a time there was a regular around here, Loonsounds. She used to comment a lot and one day another astrology blogger came on this blog to address and insult her quite profoundly.  It was the first time this gal had ever commented on my blog so basically her first handshake was a viscous attack of one of the regulars.

Continue reading Once Upon A Time On An Astrology Blog… Holding Your Ground Under Duress

“Oh, well I do write him all the time,” I told the soldier regarding his son. “I keep him up on stuff. He know what is going on all the time because I tell him.”

“You do?”

“Yeah. I am always mailing him notes, why? Is this bad?”

“No, I’m sure he likes it. Blather from, P. I’m sure he gets the mails and thinks, let’s see what P’s got today.”

(swearing below the break)

Continue reading Mercury In Aries vs Mercury In Libra (With Mars Involved): Blather From P

This is from last year. It’s a great diversion if you’ve got 8 minutes. This is a terrific video, the astrology is awesome and suits the day…

I love the gal in this, Karla Devito. She is a Gemini with her sun conjunct Jupiter and she sings of being “doubly blessed”if you can believe that. She also has Mars in Gemini (a Mars Mercury exchange) and she has Mercury in Gemini conjunct Mars so a double whammy.
Continue reading Karla DeVito - Venus Figure In Meat Loaf’s Paradise By The Dashboard Light

Most of you know that my sister is the quintessential shopper… I am the anti-her. I have been dragged to the mall on occasion (Mowgli goes to the Mall) and just recently (this year) been informed that I do in fact have taste, however raw it might be.

Continue reading Venus Neptune Goes Shopping - Backed Up By Mars Mercury BIG MOUTH

I am living proof you can be mistaken as a whore when you don’t even know what a whore is. I would have defended myself vigorously against the charge if I had any idea what a dirty whore was but I didn’t.  Defense (Saturn) was impossible in such confusion (Neptune).

I wound up getting myself home, traveling alone at 11 years old, the whole time thinking I could not wait to get home so I could look up “whore” in the dictionary, or more specifically, “hore”.

Continue reading Mars Conjunct Mercury Launches A Whore Investigation

You might remember a week or so back the soldier met a missileer. He talked him for two days without mentioning he was a missileer himself. I wrote about because I thought it was interesting and a week or so later he had cause to call this guy who happens to live in Denver.

“He said we ought to take the wives out to dinner,” the soldier said.

(swearing below the break)

Continue reading Voice Of Mars: Braggart

“…And the things I do, I do them blind or at least partially so. Like I post something like that on facebook, it would be for deliberate purpose if it were someone else but for me it is an impulse. It is pure expression of Mars conjunct Mercury in the 9th house. It is my nature to throw dice, think later?

Continue reading Eavesdrop (From Email) “Being Elsa P”

Talking the soldier here regarding my life as a Kangaroo:

“Well it disturbs me,” I said. “If I am going to be able to think as well as I can it seems only sporting I let people know so they aren’t sucker-punched. Because I bet is seems that way. Hey! Aren’t you supposed to be stupid? I thought you were stupid and now look at you! But I don’t see how to accomplish that because when I’m not thinking, I’m not thinking. I’m just lying around laid and fat and happy and nobody has to worry about me. I’m not going anywhere and I am definitely posing no threat.”
Continue reading 2 Years Ago On The Elsa Blog: The Kangaroo Speaks: One Part Of A Person Does Not Necessarily Relate To The Other!

I’m talking to the soldier here. It’s very obvious my Mercury (thoughts) are is conjunct Mars (sex and aggression).

“I realized something,” I said. “I get pretty stupid at times. Like when I am happy and having a lot of sex, I get positively docile. It’s as if I can’t think at all. No need! But just as soon as I feel threatened, you better look out! All the sudden my brain fires up and I become… well, I become freakishly brilliant. All the sudden I can think up, down into the ground, and next thing you know a persons is screwed, blued and tattooed. I have them wrapped up tight and this is all done before it’s even occurred to them I might rise from my slumber. That I might have any ability at all. But until I’m threatened? Nothing. I appear to be some kind of pure fool.”
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