I have a friend, she’s very sweet. She’s too sweet actually, but she has a nemesis and she also has a Scorpio Mars. She’s been slayed by this person more than once, she’s decided to fight back and it’s been a real education to watch.

Because my Mars is broken in Libra! If you want to fight me, I will probably make you a cake or something. I will try to placate you with some sugar, but she has a different method.
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“So do you think men are jackals?” I asked satori.

“Yes.”

“Me too. I have never met a man in my life that did not at one point see a hole he wanted to put his dick in and do whatever it took to conquer.”

“Me either.”

“Yeah, they may not do it all the time. They may be sleeping but a sleeping jackal is still a jackal.”

“Sleeping, or maybe he’s not hungry,” she said.

I snorted. “Not hungry. Yeah, that’s even better. He gets hungry, he’s going to act.”

Venus and Mars are in Scorpio creating energy (an undertow) that is undeniable.

The Moon in Sagittarius (buoyant) is square Saturn (oppression) and this is also undeniable.

The energy created by Saturn (oppression) opposing Uranus (rebellion) will also show itself today and if you combine all these forces it’s pretty damned sticky out there so how about a song?

The soldier loves this song, he plays this many times a week. It has graphic sex in silhouette so if that’s going to bother you don’t click. Otherwise, it’s an amusing spoof and has all the elements of the day… Enjoy!
Continue reading Astrology Today: Christopher Walken Sings, “Why, Why, Why, Deliah?

Well this is par for the course. I start a story with no idea of what I am going to say and invariably it becomes far more involved and demanding than I intend. Apparently I like these sticky problems, if not I suppose I’d make an outline.  These are writer problems and the challenge suits my Mars Mercury conjunction.

My current problem with the Vid story is this:  There is a (strong) psycho-sexual component to this story so should I include it?  If so the how, when and why?

Continue reading Astrology And The Challenge Of Writing About Everyone’s Un-Comfort Zone - Children And The Psycho-Sexual World

“He may be like that,” I said to a friend. “He probably is, all the men you date are Peter Pan types,” I said. “You know it and I know it.”

“Yep.”

“Yeah but what we don’t know is if you like it this way. Some guy who is not quite grown up suits you in many ways. I know because you have outlined them for me many times. So it sort of works and in other ways it doesn’t but I don’t think you can say you are done with this type man… Sagittarius energy basically because there is just too much about it you enjoy.”

Continue reading Astrology And Dating: Peter Pan Syndrome vs Real Depth: What Is In Vogue In 2008 With Pluto In Capricorn?

Dear Mother,

I hate to say it but I think you are up a creek. It is obvious from your post you place high value on your hotness and your sex. With your Sun in Aries and ruler Mars in Scorpio, this is confirmed in your chart so there is nothing you are going to be able to do about that.

Now you have a Libra Moon so a strong desire to be partnered and with the Sun and Moon in Cardinal signs you also want control. Saturn’s in there so that goes double.. er… triple.

Jupiter in Cancer (more control) wants a family and security however that Aries Sun of yours likes the thrill of the chase the Sagittarius provides. If you get him to commit… submit and conform to what you want, what do you think will happen to the sex you are having? Think it would change?

You also have an Aquarius rising which wants no man issuing orders and a seventh house Uranus confirms this and I hope you are getting an idea here. You are a bundle of conflicting drive and desires so what are you going to do?

If you dump the Sadge and get a more docile man, will you like him, or kill him? Good question I think.

I don’t know what you are going to do but I would try real hard to get over the fact you are 41. Women who are hot are 41 are hot at 51 and even 61 if they still give a damn to be, past menopause. Don’t let your fears drive your decisions.

Secondly get conscious of your own need for challenge and freedom because if you dump this guy denying these things, ooh baby, the boredom.

I am not meaning to plead his case. I am just saying you may be more like him than you care to admit.

Good luck.

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Dear Leo,

Reading your post was surreal. Of course he is playing games and entertaining himself! But what do you think you’re doing? You’re playing games and entertaining yourself! You are playing the kind of games where people wind up hurt and do you expect us to believe you don’t know this?

You may as well be someone who slaps their kid 100 times and then wonders why their face is bruised. Cause and affect for Godsakes. If you pour gas on yourself and walk into a fire, you will be burned. And once you’ve done this you are not going to be able to say, hey wait a minute! New game. I want to be an unburned maiden now.

With Jupiter conjunct your Sun in Leo, you have an inflated ego. You also like to play. You have Mars in Scorpio conjunct Neptune… you love to seduce and sneak around but jeez man. Stop with the complaining when the bill comes due.

You have Venus conjunct Pluto in Virgo as well. Virgo the maiden spoiled by the nasty Scorpio. Come on now. You set this whole thing up. You are no more his pawn than he is yours and if you don’t like the game, then quit playing it.

Good luck.

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My son, with his Sun conjunct Saturn (and an always obvious Scorpio Mars), screen name, “Vidroid”, has been confiding in me regarding his feelings over a certain situation. I am now going to meet one of the parties involved.

“Don’t say anything to her, Mom.”

“Okay. Well I am going to have to talk so you better tell me specifically what you don’t want said. What is it you don’t want her to know?”

He thought a couple seconds. “Well I guess you better not say, Vidroid hates you. Don’t say that, okay?”

I snorted, then laughed and laughed. “Er… okay, I think I can avoid that.”

Oprah Winfrey is a cock-blocker. You know how her friend, Gayle is sort of notorious for not being able to get a man? Well, it’s because of Oprah.

A friend of mine is close friend of Gayle’s ex-husband. And apparently he loved her and tried very hard to have a relationship but it went like this:

Gayle would say she wanted a new car and her husband would say, “No. We can’t afford it.” Next day, Oprah would buy her the car.

::smiles:::

Now this may not be malicious but it is extremely effective cock-blocking wouldn’t you say?

Oprah has a very yang chart and a Scorpio Mars. I doubt it’s conscious but still. My friend said his friend said there was just no way to compete…

Does your friend cost you a man?

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I mentioned in the last blog, my kid (8 years old) is always trying to hide from me and he is just pathetic at it. Matter of fact he’s only hid from me successfully maybe 2 times out of 100 and I have told him point blank, “You’re no good at this.”

Now that may sound shocking and negative to some but this is my family not yours and we are not only blunt, we like a challenge. And this was my intention when I said that. What you’re doing isn’t working, try something else…

And so he did. Continue reading Regarding My Taurus Kid Who Can’t Manage To Hide From Me… And The Family Criminal Mind