Jun
22

Mars ‘Round The Zodiac: Mars In Cancer - Read All About It!

Astrology in real life

cancer patchMars is debilitated in Cancer but this does not stop Elsa P from being attracted. A crab moves sideways, retreats, then advances so at it’s worst, Mars in this sign is passive aggressive however this is not always the case.

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Apr
15

Couple Fights Over Which Gang Their Kid Should Join - Mars In Cancer Square Aries

Astrology in real life

apple-dumpling-gang.jpgHere’s Mars in Cancer square all the Aries out in the world. Commerce City is the industrial side of Denver CO, home of the whore truck stop.

“I heard on the news this couple in Commerce City got arrested, P. They were arguing in public over which gang their kid should belong to when they grew up. They had a baby I guess and they were fighting it out and someone called the police who took them away.”

“Hmm.”

“Yeah, can you imagine? Which gang should your kid be allowed to join? What have we come to? I’d I was there, I’d have gotten right in on the fight. Know what I’d have said?

“What?”

“I’d have yelled out, APPLE DUMPLING GANG! PUT HIM IN THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG!”

::snort::


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Apr
14

“But It’s Still Vomiting You Know…” Mars In Cancer

Astrology in real life

cancer charmI met my new crew today. I have a change of command of the task force I am working with and it went pretty well. I have more confidence in this group because they are older and have more experience. They also have the benefit of more information that can and will be provided with the gals now off the case.

The keenly skilled attorney was there and stayed solidly in my court. I am beginning to think she is a Taurus because I am surrounded by them so obviously I need the stabilization they provide. Thankfully this gal has chosen to sit next to me recently and presence is tremendously grounding.
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Oct
17

Mars In Cancer: My Home Is Bigger Than Your Home!

Astrology in Real Life

portugal flagMars (fight) is in Cancer (home, roots). It’s in aspect to the soldier’s Mercury (communication) in Aries (fight) which is in aspect to Mars in his chart. I swear you can set a clock by this stuff.

“Ran into two guys speaking Portuguese today, P.”

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