I came walking into the living room and my son asked, “What’s a good sentence for humble?”

I started singing that old Mac Davis song, “Oh Lord, its hard to humble! When you’re perfect in every way! I can’t stand to look in the mirror! ‘Cause I get better looking each day!”

You can hear him sing it with the muppets before Jim Henson died and thy ruined them. Just start the video 44 seconds in or so. And oh yeah, he used the sentence.

Dear Workplace,

What a complicated situation. I am sorry but I don’t think you are going to be successful in pushing your boss away gently. He is clearly attracted to you and I would expect this to increase not otherwise. Secretly I think you may like this some. It’s good for the ego and you have a Leo Moon and I don’t mean to judge this. I just think acknowledging it will give it less power to keep you so beguiled with your own life.

There is that but you’ve also got an attraction to a good story and I think this has some play as well. It is as if you are an actress in a drama but you have written yourself into a corner and now need a way out.

The way out is reality. Reality is: the guy is married, you barely like him, I think you’re bored and even if you could successfully push your boss away… I bet you anything you’d be looking around for the next love story within a day or two. This is who you are Workplace, so the real question is this: what do you want to do with your life and your talents? Because this is the other key - You can’t have it all.

You just simply can’t have it all and if you go back up and read your own words, you will see this is also what you are trying to do and my vote?

I say, quit your job and find a new story because this one is played out unless you want to have an affair and take the story in that direction… which is seems you do not.

Good luck.

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Speaking of Gemini, they do bug me out, however I am surrounded by them. My daughter is a Gemini, Alexa is a Gemini. I talk to double Gemini astrologer, cf perez whenever I can and have recently spoken to Gemini astrologer, Melody Zindell.

There is another Gemini astrologer I talk with now and then who shall remain nameless due the 2 lives thing and I don’t know. I guess I like the irritation because I feel like a slow, dense animal around every single one of them.

“Did you get to the part in my book when I am surrounded by firemen?” I asked the soldier.

“Not yet,” he said.

‘Well it’s in there. I got swarmed by about 50 firemen once. They were helping me out and it was funny as hell. And this is what happened to my daughter today. She has all these men… you know. Attention.”

He laughed.

“Yeah, and she milked it,” I said. “Does your neck hurt, they asked her. No. Well, er… come to think of it, yeah. Yeah my neck does hurt,” I said with a snort. “Oh God, my kids are just like me. And my knee too. Yeah, it hurts along with everything else. How ‘bout you have a look at it?”

He roared.

“Yeah, it’s embarrassing but I don’t know what else I should expect. I got her out of my body you know.” (My daughter has a Leo Moon)

I have already asked if y’all like attention and some of you can relate…