“I want you to tell you son that I beat you at leg wrestling. No one believes me so you tell him, okay?”

“Hell no, I’m not going to tell him that,” the soldier said. “I will not tell him that.”

“You mean you’ll lie and make a liar out of me?”

“No, I’m going to tell him, these Panizzons, they are Italians so they cheat.  She was cheating when she did that, I just didn’t have time to figure how she was doing it but she was cheatin’ me, you know those Italians…”

Venus in Gemini.

This is from last year. It’s a great diversion if you’ve got 8 minutes. This is a terrific video, the astrology is awesome and suits the day…

I love the gal in this, Karla Devito. She is a Gemini with her sun conjunct Jupiter and she sings of being “doubly blessed”if you can believe that. She also has Mars in Gemini (a Mars Mercury exchange) and she has Mercury in Gemini conjunct Mars so a double whammy.
Continue reading Karla DeVito - Venus Figure In Meat Loaf’s Paradise By The Dashboard Light

Folowing up on Boasting Italians:

Kingdom of Italy - 1871

Continue reading Big Ego Italians? Check Out The Astrology Chart Of The Kingdom Of Italy

“I saw her interviewed,” I told a pal. “She was nauseating,” I said. “Jeez, she’s like 50 something and still going on about her affair (with a fellow star) when she was 20. I bet that guy is sorry he ever got near that woman. Who know she’d still be going on TV, 30 years after the fact lamenting the loss of her love and her broken heart. It was sickening.”

She laughed.

“But men like her that’s for sure. The man I was with said I was just jealous when I complained about her. Yeah, she is tall and blond and skinny and he thinks every woman wants to be tall and blond and skinny. I thought it was ridiculous.”
Continue reading Your Moon, Your Roots, Your Culture: Boasting Italian

I’ve spent most of the day contemplating patterns and rules of relating that are deeply rooted. The subject is too vast for me to contain and communicate but I’m going to try to get something (coherent) up here. I wound up thinking of this in terms of different cultures and I started with my own…

When Italy was hit with their earthquake, the US government donated $50,000. I could barely believe my eyes when I read the story - such an insult!
Continue reading The Roots and Rules Of Your Culture

Today a gal I know discovered the deep root of her pathology and along with it and as an aside she uncovered the origin of the behavior of some of the other people in her life.

For example she could look back at her first marriage and see they she was doing one thing for one reason and her husband was doing another thing for another reason.
Continue reading Are Some Behaviors So Deeply Rooted A Person Is Powerless to Change Them?

On the cheating theme and hoping I don’t start a riot, I thought I’d tell you guys a story and in the process, catch you up on someone I used to write about on this blog, Denis.

Now I liked, Denis a lot. I used to see him in the gym and we always enjoyed talking immensely over a couple of years. We eventually started talking on the phone when we found we were in similar (odd) situations and we also started spending time together. Not a lot - a little.

I used to write about our conversations and you may have noticed that posts about Denis stopped, abruptly and this was because Denis hit on me.
Continue reading Remember Denis? One Man’s “Hit On You” Is Another Woman’s “Attempted Rape”

Remember the soldier and his boss who was always havin’ kittens? Well this boss is Italian as is his daughter who works in the office with him. It was me who sensed something, told me he ought to go meet this gal in person and he decided to take my advice. (swearing below the break)
Continue reading Mars In The Workplace And Those Damned Italians Again

Reality (who knows her Italians) said regarding Dario:

“Elsa sounds like the man wanted you to cook him dinner… LOL”

That Dario wanted me to do anything he could think of with him.  He used to beg me to go to the gym with him. This was before I went to the gym.

“I don’t need a gym, Dario, I’m the Frito Girl! Why would I want top go to a gym. I am not a muscly man!”

“Now, Elsa there are girls there too. There are women who like to work out… they have aerobics classes,” he added. This was back when they were new and a fad.
Continue reading Dario Redux: Mars Mercury Fights Off The Marine! Italian No Less

This story suits the day’s energy just right…

I was 27, living alone in the middle of nowhere in a house on two acres. It was my Saturn return coming in… time to define myself as an adult despite pressure from parents, society or other authority figures. It was Easter Sunday and it was raining.

Sunday was my day off so I was glad. I worked hard for Frito Lay and I only got one day off each week. I was particularly relieved on this day because holidays increase business for potato chip salespeople and I’d been working at heightened level the two weeks prior to make the most of the opportunity.  I really needed a day off and better yet it was raining.

Continue reading Good Luck Dating / Marrying Jupiter Uranus: Elsa And Dario On Easter Sunday