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1 Minute Astrology - Defending Your Blog From Bullies and Internet Governance
1 minute astrology
2008 is not 2007 or 2006 or 2005 or… the evolution of Elsa P and her blog.
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People You Know Or Think You Know On The Internet
Astrology in real life
Dina writes on Blows The Attraction Theory All To Hell:
You’re not intellectual, Elsa? You seem pretty smart/wise to me!
Dina, thank you but I am telling you I am least developed on the intellectual level and one of the points Claire-France made. She explained that I had developed this function to the extent I have via writing which caused people to come along, read my writing and then mistake me as some kind of intellectual!
So I put my writing on the Internet and next thing you know, people like HQ are writing me thinking I must be some kind of brilliant and when they encounter reality the next question sounds like this:
“What are you, some kind of idiot savant?”
Continue reading People You Know Or Think You Know On The Internet
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Pluto In Capricorn And The Move Towards Governance On The Internet
Astrology in real life
It was HQ who introduced me to the concept of governance on the Internet some years ago and I have become increasingly interested in it myself. I have also become interested in social physics… the science of society and everything I learn on that level is applied on this blog.
Now with an eighth house like mine, I am always aware of resources and I don’t mean money. I am far more interested in the ethereal, energy levels and so forth. I am interested in health as well and I like to see this blog chugging along.
Continue reading Pluto In Capricorn And The Move Towards Governance On The Internet
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The Astrological Chart of the Internet?
Outtakes and Various Other Sundries
Is The Internet an Aries? A Capricorn? Some other sun sign?
I came across this article today with two possible birth dates for the Internet in case someone wants to play.
From Wired:
April 7, 1969: Birth of That Thing We Call the Internet
Have fun!
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Cancer Men Playing “Piss Off Mommy” Games Redux - Venus Mars Pluto Conjunction and Trolling On The Internet
Astrology in Real Life…
As far as deliberately provoking an emotional response in others goes, I was really surprised that nearly half the people who responded to the poll copped to doing this! And I don’t know what to say. Can’t you people think of something else to do? Apparently not!
Oh well. It takes all kinds. We need everybody just the way they are. And here are further details on Scott’s latest stunt with his mother… and his propensity to provoke others in general:
“I use to do that a lot when I was drinking,” he said.
Scott was the consummate troll. He proudly claims to have been kicked off every “channel”. IRC, I guess.
“I was banned!” he said. “Everybody banned me. They didn’t want anything to do with me,” he said, obviously proud of this accomplishment. “Get the fuck off here. And I used to love to do it. I’d get on there, find someone’s Achilles Heel and go right for it!” He laughed. “But I don’t do that anymore…”
“Yes you do.”
“When?”
“You just did it with your mother!” I was flabbergasted. We’d just talked about this fifteen minutes earlier.
“Oh, that. Well I don’t know, Elsie.”
“Well I know. She thinks she’s going to dinner! With her son. Her boy. She thinks that’s all that’s going on and then you hit her with the married thing. Elsie says you and I are married,” I said. “We’re like husband and wife! So what do you think about that, Mom? What do you say to that? Egads, Scott. You are truly full of shit.”
“I don’t know, Elsie. Her friend seemed to think it was pretty funny,” he said.
I roared. “You mean you told her that with her friend there?” I was incredulous.
“Well, yeah. And she laughed. Her friend thought it was pretty damned funny.”
“I bet. What did she say?”
“She just laughed and said her sons were mama’s boys too!” he said with a proud chuckle.
I snorted. “Okay. So then what did your mother do? She must have been pissed!”
Scott’s mother is a double Aries…
“Oh, you know. She got all flustered.”
He started to imitate her, which he can do to a T. I dissolved into laughter.
“Well you’re a real bastard,” I said. “However I do think it’s funny. But you better be careful”, my Capricorn warned his Cancer. “One of these days you’re going to pull something like this and she’s going to go home and die on you. Then what?”
“I’d feel bad. I’d feel horrible if that happened,” he said, not so convincingly.
“Right! Well I wouldn’t put it past her. If there was ever anyone who could die on cue, it’s her! Whatever it takes to leave you with maximum guilt and attachment…
He just laughed. This has been going on for years. And this is not attributable to his Cancer Sun. A Venus Mars Pluto conjunction is no small thing. Very Zorro.
So what about you?
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Since 25% (so far) don’t know what a troll is… editing to add this: Troll according to Wikipedia
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Astrology and the Release of Mozilla Firefox 2: Mercury Retrograde and the Stellium of Six Planets in Scorpio - October 2006
Outtakes and Various Other Sundries…
Speaking of the planets lining up, Firefox is releasing the new version of their browser on October 24, the day six planets will be lined up in Scorpio (pictured below). Do you think this is an accident? I don’t. Some companies use an astrologer and other companies ought to!
For example, I remember when AOL first went to “unlimited usage”. It used to be by the hour, remember?
Well they made the change with Mercury retrograde and it was a complete disaster. It was a total traffic jam. No one could sign on for weeks!
So anyway, I have to think this is going to be very good for Firefox. And notice that Mercury goes retrograde Oct 28th, and they neatly dodge this, dont they?
And FYI, readers of ElsaElsa use Firefix in great numbers. This is probably because you’re all so stylish and avant-garde. Roughly 30% of visitors to this blog use Firefox as opposed to about 14% Internet wide and I’m one of them.
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