I do not lie about my hair! My hair is a shade lighter… all you hairdressers around here know what I mean.

And with Venus in Capricorn, here is a tip from the goat re: aging well:

You must lighten your hair as you get older or you will look like hell… period.

There. I can’t be any plainer.

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“P, why did you have to go and get your hair dyed blonde? You know I like your hair dark. Who are you trying to attract besides me?”

“I am not going to look like fool just because you are a fool, okay? I am getting old, I am aging, eventually I am going to flop all over the place and you’re just going to have to stand it. It will just be too bad for you.”

“P, you’re killin’ me. Why do you do this to me, P? Why must you have blonde hair? What have those tofu-eating bastards out there done to you? I want an Italian and I don’t want a blonde Italian.”

“I am sorry (says Libra) but you are screwed (says Mars).”

Speaking of being disabled by hair - Poor, poor Venus in Leo. People date your hair, I swear they do. Taurus also resists change…mightily.

“What are you doing today?” the soldier asked.

“Hair cut. I am getting a hair cut.”

“P, noooooo! No, no, no, you don’t need a hair cut.”

“Getting one, I said. “Not going to be a mangy mutt.”

Continue reading I’m Not The Only One Disabled By My Hair

About my astrology video “uniform” a pal picked up on the military theme and it is true. With Mars Mercury in the 9th house, my mission is to communicate / broadcast and obviously I do not want to be bogged down. It was my friend, Claire France Perez  who reminded me all that Mars needs is his boots! No extraneous crap. No girly bags for chrissakes.

seekingzen writes:

“I was wondering about the shirts, too! That’s cheating! I want to see the real wardrobe! ”

Continue reading It Ain’t Easy Being A Soldier Disabled By Her Hair But I Manage

Now I know we have a lot of hairdressers that read so this one is for you:

Astrology: Cutting Your Hair By The Phases Of The Moon by Karen Marie Shelton with Danielle Dupre

“… I personally have spent over 20+ years experimenting with the moon and recording the results. I have no doubt in my mind that using the phases of the Moon for growing your hair works. I have personally used the theory and have experienced measurable results…”

Check it out! HairBoutique.com

The AstroBlogosphere is talking about the current transit of Venus through Leo, tied up with Neptune, here - raging universe, and here - neith.net

I have Venus in Leo in aspect to Neptune natally here’s my contribution:

Briiinnnng! Brinnnnnnng!

“Hello?”

“Morning, P. How are you this morning?”

“Oh, well I just got up and I am feeling so good and happy I think I’m illegal,” I said. “This is not fair to others,” added my Libra.

“How’s that? What’s not fair?”

“Well I got up and I saw myself in the mirror and I thought, Jesus Christ. Does your hair look good or what!” I laughed. “I’m going to the gym today and I don’t have to do anything but walk out the door. And I feel really good about this, you can imagine.”

“Are you shiny, P?”

“Yes! And I do think I’m lawless to feel this good when I am this old. Because lets face it! I’m am old as dirt and society does everything they can to make you feel like crap when you get this age. I’m supposed to feel lousy about myself and I am so happy I don’t feel like that at all. I feel wonderful.”

“You do? You like how you look, P?”

“Yes I do. I love the way I look and I realize I may be deluding myself but I can’t see how it matters. If if am old and ugly, it is unbeknownst to me. So I guess all those the surgeons can just go begging. I’m not going to be showing up at their office to get all sliced and diced.”

“Guess not. No way, P.”

“Right. And it strikes me that feeling confident about the way you look (Leo) is a gift from God (Neptune). And it doesn’t seem to matter if it’s real or not. If you believe (Neptune) you look good (Leo), then that’s it. You go out the door, beaming and nothing can stop you.”

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It was heartening to see 30 people show up to brag on their hair. Now if we can just get people to feel the same about their bodies, their faces, their feet, hands and butts! How about it?

Any other mavericks out there? Anyone else think they look good enough the way they are?

Venus is leaving Cancer for Leo today… hooray!

This is the soldier talking. Or trying to, that is.

“I liked your straight hair, P. Your hair was great. Damn I liked your hair,” he said.

“What? What did you say? Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? My hair is great. It’s great right now. Look at it! Its curly now and wonderful, have you noticed? Everybody loves my hair! People see this hair and they just wish it was theirs. Jeez, Elsa. Damn, you have good hair,” I said. “Damn, damn, damn how did you get so lucky as to have the hair that you do.”

He laughed.

“Look. You are entitled to your brain damage but don’t even think about making hair complaints when my hair is this good. I mean this great. Just look at it! Look at this hair! I have pretty much the best hair in the world so what you think you’re doing complaining about it is beyond me. You should have as good of hair as I do. You don’t, you know. My hair is better than yours. You hair is… well your hair is nothing next to mine. It’s plain, that’s what it is. Your hair is plain, there is nothing special about it at all so what you are doing bitching… well like I said. You best confine your brain damage to arenas that do not include having problems with my hair.”

He snorted.

“That’s right. Nobody has better hair than mine, that’s for sure! And this includes me! Even my hair… even my hair in another day and age is not going to be any better than the hair I have now because you cannot get better hair than this and that is all there is to it! I shook my curly-haired head and he laughed.

“Okay, let’s go,” I said. “Me and my great hair are ready to get a move on so how about it? Are we going or are we staying? My hair says, let’s go. My hair says lets go be seen with this good hair and you can bring your plain hair too if you want. I can’t wait until you have no hair, by the way. You will never hear the end of it and it will all be payback for what you did right now. Have the audacity to say or even think my hair could be improved. Is there shrapnel in your head too? I think there must be. And if not, I will put some there if you ever complain about my hair again!”

Do you have planets in Leo? Tell us about your hair. Come on man. Don’t be shy! Nothing wrong with confidence, bay-bee!