“We’re taking Dora shopping,” I told the soldier on the phone. “She’s getting new clothes courtesy a gal who reads my blog.” (Thanks PixieDust)

“Are taking her to Petsmart so she can smell some butts?” he asked.

“Yeah. Yeah, I guess I am, did she do that in there?”

“She liked it, that’s for sure. She saw all kinds of dogs in there - never seen anything like it in her life.”
Continue reading Saturn in Virgo: Care Of Small Animals… Their Health And Conversation

The Moon in Libra loves love but Venus in Capricorn says, “Show Me The Money”, neither is all that comfortable with the situation.

Saturn and Uranus continue to battle it out and I see this p, 1100 times a day, in myself, in others, in this country and in the world.
(swearing below the break Continue reading Astrology Today: Dog Math By Elsa P, Obviously Goin’ Crazier By The Day

The Moon in Virgo is conjunct Saturn heading into a square aspect with Pluto, on the brink of dropping into Capricorn and to say people are melancholy is an understatement.

Venus and Jupiter are also in Capricorn and simply put, this is waaaaaaaaay too much reality for most.

I will try to create a diversion on this blog and while I’m at it I want to prop up Leo again… some more.

We need entertainment. We need art and that is just all there is to it.

We need people like Dora so that we can have a chuckle in the middle of all this. If you can make someone laugh today, by God you should.

“Happy Birthday from one gorgeous broad to another.

Hope you get some nice jewelry like mine that I’m wearing right now. And some clothes too. Nice ones like what you see me wearing. This is the only way to live.”

Try not to be too jealous.

Remember how I told you the soldier’s mother got Dora new tags with this address before she put her on a plane? That kind of thoughtfulness is not just rare, it’s in it’s own class.

Today I got a box addressed to Dora Dog in care of me. Inside were Dora’s winter outfits… leopard spots no less. Also included was her leash and some medication but catch the subtlety here. She addressed the box to me.
Continue reading She’s Just So Cool…

Dora is visibly stressed over the soldier’s sudden (Uranus) disappearance. It is blatantly obvious.

Last night she slept in the bedroom with me which she has never done. She usually sleeps on the couch and she did move in there when she got cold at some point during the night and then this morning she took one look around and went back to sleep (escape / Pisces).

But now she is up and very jumpy (Uranus). She just doesn’t know that the hell is going on and pretty soon Vidroid and Cluck will be home.
Continue reading Poor Dora… A Saturn-In-Virgo-Ruled Old Small Animal Stressed By Uranus In Pisces

And for the Virgo Moon… here’s small animal, Dora.

“I’m going to call up Disney and tell them I’ve got Dora Montana here. Not Hannah Montana, Dora Montana. And they can play that song, everybody makes mistakes,” he sang. “Everybody has those days!”

I laughed.

“Yeah and the can show Dora walking into things… bumping and walls and stuff…”

Dora got her nails clipped today and saw a doc. She just saw a doc but she’s old and has to go all the time and sure enough she has a disease.
Continue reading And For The Virgo Moon, It’s Dora Montana

“You’ve met your match now, sneaky ass dog,” the soldier said looking down at Dora’s poker face.

“Who?” I asked.

“You and her. She’s a sneaky dog.”

“I know, I’ve seen her. She’s pullin’ all kinds of crap.”

“Yeah, you’re in the right family now,” he said, addressing Dora directly. “These people are going to be on to you.”

Dora stared poker-faced.
Continue reading Pluto Transit To The Moon - Mine: Dora the Manipulator… “In The Right Family Now”

She’d like you to call her, Wolverine now.”

So says the soldier.

Apparently Dora is done being Bette Davis and she’d like to be recognized as Wolverine from now on.

Personally, I think someone has Neptune on her Midheaven.