“They’d be those kind of women who only have friends who are uglier than they are. You know those women?”

“I thought pretty much all women were like that.”

“No they’re not. I’m not like that. Hmm,” I said, challenged to think about it. “No, I don’t think I am. My friends are always… they are distinctive. I always choose people who are singular and the men who like them, like them. However, when I was single? I always wound up running with women who had taste opposite mine.”

Continue reading Women Who Only Make Friends With Women Who Are Uglier Than They Are… And My Criminal Mind

Yesterday I had to turn down a client for a consultation because I just didn’t feel I could deliver what she wanted. This doesn’t happen that often but it does happen.

The person may want some form of astrology I know nothing about like horary. Sometimes they want me to time things like a wedding, and I refer those people too. Sometimes people want me to apply techniques to their chart that I don’t use or don’t like and I refer those people as well.

This led me to thinking about what I am well-suited to and I have come up with this short list:

Continue reading Criminal Mind Astrology

I am going to reference these (sort of) but I don’t want to pull them up. They are from 2007 for people interested in this type stuff.

Astrology, Violence and the Collective’s Defense Against Reality: Predicting Pluto In Capricorn

followed by

Astrology, Violence, Manipulation and Denial In Relationship: Neptune!
Continue reading “Criminality is in my blood”

You voted:

Leopards can change their spots…
Yes - Scott (52%)
No - Arie (48%)

If I were on the jury I would vote with Arie. A reprobate is a reprobate is a reprobate! And Arie knows about reprobates because he is one.
Continue reading 3 Years Ago On The Elsa Blog: Scott vs Arie: Can People Change Their Nature? My Opinion

Running with a divergent crowd the way I do, there are times you find you have friends you respect with opinions at opposite ends of the spectrum. For example, take Scott and genius, Arie (a pseudonym). They are both derangedly intelligent men, who are fully actualized. By that, I mean they,ve both developed into distinct people. Neither of them is going to get blown around all that much.

Scott believes that redemption is possible for all human beings. He believes in miracles, he has seen them occur. He has seen people come from the depths and turn their lives around.
Continue reading 3 Years Ago On The Elsa Blog: Scott vs Arie On People Changing Their Natures

The Moon in Scorpio (depth and psychology) is opposing Mercury in Taurus (plain and simple information) today on that note, I am pretty sure I can tell you why people can’t figure things out worth a damn.
Continue reading Why Some People Can Figure Things Out And Other People Never Will

Once upon a time there was a heinous crime in a tony neighborhood in one of the richest cities in this country. All jaws hit the floor. A (now) famous prosecutor made his career on the case and a number of years passed.

Continue reading Under The Scorpio Moon: My Criminal Mind Figures Out His

Writing about this “people not changing” stuff made me think of this guy I knew when I was a teenager. He was a cat burglar. Not sure if they still call them that, but he was an honest to God, safe-cracking, high end thief and I happened to know him.

I actually came very close to going to jail (or at least I though this at the time) due this guy who spotted me walking down the main drag in my city and pulled over to talk to me, fresh from a robbery. I knew the robbery was fresh because he said it was. Usually cool as ice, he was quite panicked because he had cut his hand on someone’s window.
(swearing below the break)
Continue reading Elsa P And The Cat Burglar

Traditionally, trines and sextiles are considered, “good”, squares and oppositions, “bad” or at the very least, “challenging”. Conjunctions are judged on a case by case basis.

For example, a conjunctions to Jupiter or Venus (considered benefices) are “good”, conjunctions to Saturn or Mars (considered malefic), “bad”.

You have to start somewhere and this is a likely place to start but I would not take this information too literally because the idea there are “no bad aspects” in astrology is actually more than a sign of our politically correct times.
Continue reading Demystifying Astrology: “How can you tell if your aspects are good ones?”

“Well he’s pissed off obviously. I had the audacity to tell him he couldn’t play with those lighters.”

“I told him he shouldn’t do that,’ the soldier said regarding Vidroid. “I told to go ask you if it were okay.”

“He never asked me a thing.”

“He didn’t? He left down the hall to go ask you.”

“He faked you out. You have to watch that kid, he’s got Panizzon in him. He’s a Panizzon, he’s tricky.”
Continue reading The Family Criminal Mind (Family Mars Mercury…. Plus Venus in Gemilie and Mars in Scorpio)