I had court today, another meeting this morning and found out about the soldier in between. That means I was punch drunk when I walked in there, which is a Capricorn specialty.

I figured they would call me early rather than late this time since I waited 3 + hours last time for a five minute hearing. I was right.

Continue reading Under The Leo Moon - More Drama In The Court

I was sitting in court in my plainclothes scoping the others. There was a woman there with enormous tattooed breasts, exposed nearly to the edge of her nipples with a leopard print jacket on to keep the rest of her warm, so that was pretty funny. My hearing was at 3 , but I had arrived 15 minutes early, teacher’s pet style.I watched as other people were called. Hours went by but I was never really bored. People are freaks as I am sure I don’t have to tell you so they are fun to watch.

I am a people too, so also a freak and I wondered of and on if I had anyone fooled. As I wrote yesterday, I meant to be tricky… so appear bland as possible and I wondered if I were actually being successful. Did the judge look at me and think, “She’s plain?” Or did he think, “I just know that one over there has green clogs in her closet and she’s in here kissing ass…”

Continue reading Neptune On The Midheaven - My Day In Court

I have to go to court today and mind Saturn in Virgo which says, “Don’t blather”. This is against my nature with Jupiter rising, never mind Venus in Leo which is prone to drama but I have an angle.

In honor of today’s Moon in Leo, I am going “act” as if I am not a dramatic person but a muted, sort of colorless one.

Right now I am trying to tone down my clothing and believe me this is a challenge. I can’t believe I can’t wear my green clogs however I know I can’t wear my green clogs.

This is the same judge whose court I missed last time (I think). I am pretty motivated to make a smooth transition here, dang.

Judges generally like me and no wonder. Look how much trouble I go to for them.

Today, I was supposed to be court at 8:30 AM but no one bothered to mention this to me so as it turned out at 8:30 AM I was in my car.  I have Mars conjunct Mercury (car) in Libra in the 9th (court) and I have had way more than my share of experience in court.

There was some jockeying around. The woman who dropped the ball on notifying me is the same one I confronted in that meeting (The Whirlwind) and she tried to offload the responsibility for this onto me, but no dice. I wound up testifying from my car via my cell phone with the judge’s blessing.

“Yes, your honor I can hear you now. My son is in the car with me and he is getting a pen from my purse so he can take notes…”

ha ha ha

The soldier thinks this is a very small world. He has a habit of running into people in his past in the strangest places. He particularly tends to collide with people who have done him wrong, frequently long after they’ve forgotten him and he said they are always very surprised how acute his memory is. (Taurus / Scorpio)

And listening to him, I could believe it though I am not sure I can say I have had the same experience. But I think you get to a certain age and you figure out some things that if not true for all, are true for you. So in his case, due his experience, he always takes care how he treats people as he has every expectation he will see them again… “in one country or another.” And I think this very interesting.

Not necessarily what is true for him but figuring out what is true for each individual. Because whatever it is that repeats like this is going to show in a chart and surely you are meant to glean it and learn from it.

For example I’ve been dragged to court many times. I never lose but I never win either. There is either nothing to win (except for you don’t lose) or in some cases I might be able to counter-sue but don’t bother. So there is no benefit to this outside of coming to understand that I am an ultra-credible person. And if I weren’t could I write this blog? Probably not. So what do you call the opposite of collateral damage? Collateral benefit? I have that.

So I’ve written this before and I don’t care. I am going to keep writing it because I think it’s so incredibly important and worthwhile to your life if you can pick out these patterns. Is there anything that happens to you (for good or ill) so many times you know it has to be more than coincidence?

Can you see the signature in your chart?

I mentioned awhile back how I pop through my lunar returns as a habit and how every month of the next 6-8 is a massive train wreck, however no one should gloat.

Because I betcha anything if you look at yours they are nearly as bad as mine or worse. Bottom line, we’re all in this together. So on that note sometimes the best someone like me can do is provide a distraction so in that vein, here comes some court stories…

Now I’ve stated many times that I always win in court and I do. But since I never win anything, I think it would be more accurate to say the other person loses. Because they do lose and further, the loss is almost always completely humiliating. Continue reading Jupiter in Sagittarius - Court Stories! Good Cheer for Hard Times: Pluto Rising in Leo Square a Stellium in Scorpio

We’re discussing sexual harassment here, as outlined in the last blog. And you can see the heavy Saturn influence (restriction) on my Mars (the action I take) and Mercury (time and communication), here. I just think the astrology is stunning.

What I say (Mercury) may provoke violence (Mars) for which I will be responsible (Saturn)… and so on and on and on. Themes of control, and do the right and responsible thing, in every direction and on every level.

“So anyway, you’ve been to court. You know what it entails.”

“It takes over your life.”

“Right. And that was once I got that far. To the lawsuit, I mean. Because that guy was on me for months. And I just didn’t know what to do. I can’t tell you how deep the conflict. I was tortured. Many times I wanted to tell you because I knew you’d stop him. I mean if I told you, you’d have taken care of this for me.”

“I wouldn’t have killed him, but I’d have definitely fucked him up.” Continue reading The Soldier and P - Part 18: Violence! Mars Mercury in Libra Waffles On The Subject

Briiiinnnnnnng! Briinnnnnnnng!

It was the insurance guy. He blathered on and on. He cited various things and used a lot of technical language. It was fine because I was not listening to him at all. I’d made a decision, see. I had my Fairy Network number. I was going to state it plainly and let the universe decide. Eventually it was my turn to talk.

“Okay, well that’s all very interesting,” I said. “But here’s the thing. I saw an attorney. And she said she doesn’t even think about taking a case unless there are at least $50,000 in damages and she says I have that” I said. “Easily,” I added. Continue reading Wrecking My Car Story - Mars Conjunct Mercury, Venus Square Neptune Jupiter and Other Suspects: My Turn To Talk