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1 Minute Astrology - A Cautionary (and Slightly Raunchy) Tale For All The Control Freaks
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Voice Of Capricorn… With Saturn Neptune Value Added: “I Jumped The Fence…”
Astrology in real life
“I was in one of those places,” I told the soldier who is still finding out who I am. I was referring to a half-way house for kids in trouble. “I was not there for long but I was there all right, for about 2 or 3 nights. Do you know about this?”
“Nope.”
I told him how I wound up there (the police) and how it took me about 20 years to figure out what possessed the police to come get me on the day they did because it was mysterious. I told him I was 15 at the time and then described the place…
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1 Minute Astrology - Control Freak Meets Control Freak: Elsa P vs Dentist With Boundaries
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Budding Astrologers… With Capricorn Risings
Astrology in real life
Regarding that picture when I was 9, my sister wrote:
“That dress you are wearing came in this package someone gave us for rodeo week. We had to dress rodeo for school so someone gave us three dresses, that was one. The other two were gingham and ugly. (I decided.)
I had a thing for velvet and that dress had some velvet so I was considering it very carefully, so were you.
I decided I couldn’t wear western. I decided I hated western wear on that day and you ended up putting on the dress. Everyone thought you looked cute so Henry took your picture in it, remember?”
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Elsa P: A Multiplier Of Energy, And A Goat On The Edge In Her Element
Astrology in real life
It’s seems obvious to me but I realize nothing is obvious with me so I will try to spell this out: I HAVE A BIG MOUTH. If you tell me something in confidence, I will keep your secret until I die but if you just tell me something there is a chance it will find it’s way on to my blog.
Now don’t get me wrong. I have not gotten in trouble for anything I have published because fact is everyone who talks to me understands this and if there is any doubt about it, I ask in advance.
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Quirk Of The Capricorn Type - A Story: Low People In High Places
Astrology in real life
I told this story to satori and she liked it. I asked her why she liked it because I have no perspective on such a thing and I was contemplating writing it for my blog. “I don’t know,” she said. “It’s very evocative…”
I was satisfied with that I guess because now I am going to tell you.
I’d forgotten about this, my sister brought it up. We were talking about the innate class we both have. It’s in us, all right. We both have exquisite taste though how we got it is… well it’s hard to understand.
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Scorpios! Love Them Or Hate Them, Libra Looks For Balance And Defines Writing To Appease Saturn In Virgo
Astrology in Real Life
Selkie writes on the What’s The Deal With Scorpio Freezing You Out blog:
“I wasn’t tryin to vilify Scorpios, just balance out what I’d been reading for several months!”
This post was written in 2007 in response the the passionate discussion the original piece provoked. With Saturn in Virgo I felt pressured to make a statement so I did….
On the balance regarding Scorpio, I do favor them probably because by and large they are the only people who can actually stand me.
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1 Minute Astrology: Some People Are Predisposed Not To Like You (Patterns In Families)
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1 Minute Astrology - Addiction, Internet Porn, Cocaine… One Of The Benefits Of Aging
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