Speaking of tipping, I am finding this old writing at least at the moment. I don’t really know why other than to mix things up.

This is Scott and I talking about his mother. I have a lot nerve going after his mother seeing as Scott is a Cancer and they are enmeshed but as you know, I do have a lot of nerve.
Continue reading It’s Not Nice To Go After A Cancer Man’s Mother… But Whatever

Now when you’re talking about Cancer men, you have to look at the Moon in the chart to see what you’re dealing with. And in Scott’s case, his Moon is in Aquarius, so he is going to want to shock his family.

But beyond that, Pluto and Mars are involved so it’s no big surprise that Scott decides to made this pronouncement: “All the women in this family are whores!” right in the middle of a holiday get together.

Now had I been there, I’d have snickered for sure. Actually, I’d have snorted loudly. He went on to elaborate…

“Every woman in this family is promiscuous! You’re more promiscuous than the men by far! My own mother doesn’t know who my father is, for chrissakes…”

Hee!

You think they’d string him up but no. He’s their boy, man. He’s their baby! He’s not Scott, he’s Scotty! So he can get away with this.

Matter of fact, if you say anything bad about Scott… if you complain about him in anyway, the women in his family will burn you down! And deny!!

“Oh no. Not, Scotty. Scotty’s not like that…”

So have you ever seen this sort of phenomena with Cancer Men? What about people with their Moon in Aquarius shocking their family? Tell us your stories!

pictured: Salome, Franz von Stuck. 1906

As far as deliberately provoking an emotional response in others goes, I was really surprised that nearly half the people who responded to the poll copped to doing this! And I don’t know what to say. Can’t you people think of something else to do? Apparently not!

Oh well. It takes all kinds. We need everybody just the way they are. And here are further details on Scott’s latest stunt with his mother… and his propensity to provoke others in general:

“I use to do that a lot when I was drinking,” he said.

Scott was the consummate troll. He proudly claims to have been kicked off every “channel”. IRC, I guess.

“I was banned!” he said. “Everybody banned me. They didn’t want anything to do with me,” he said, obviously proud of this accomplishment. “Get the fuck off here. And I used to love to do it. I’d get on there, find someone’s Achilles Heel and go right for it!” He laughed. “But I don’t do that anymore…”

“Yes you do.”

“When?”

“You just did it with your mother!” I was flabbergasted. We’d just talked about this fifteen minutes earlier.

“Oh, that. Well I don’t know, Elsie.”

“Well I know. She thinks she’s going to dinner! With her son. Her boy. She thinks that’s all that’s going on and then you hit her with the married thing. Elsie says you and I are married,” I said. “We’re like husband and wife! So what do you think about that, Mom? What do you say to that? Egads, Scott. You are truly full of shit.”

“I don’t know, Elsie. Her friend seemed to think it was pretty funny,” he said.

I roared. “You mean you told her that with her friend there?” I was incredulous.

“Well, yeah. And she laughed. Her friend thought it was pretty damned funny.”

“I bet. What did she say?”

“She just laughed and said her sons were mama’s boys too!” he said with a proud chuckle.

I snorted. “Okay. So then what did your mother do? She must have been pissed!”

Scott’s mother is a double Aries…

“Oh, you know. She got all flustered.”

He started to imitate her, which he can do to a T. I dissolved into laughter.

“Well you’re a real bastard,” I said. “However I do think it’s funny. But you better be careful”, my Capricorn warned his Cancer. “One of these days you’re going to pull something like this and she’s going to go home and die on you. Then what?”

“I’d feel bad. I’d feel horrible if that happened,” he said, not so convincingly.

“Right! Well I wouldn’t put it past her. If there was ever anyone who could die on cue, it’s her! Whatever it takes to leave you with maximum guilt and attachment…

He just laughed. This has been going on for years. And this is not attributable to his Cancer Sun. A Venus Mars Pluto conjunction is no small thing. Very Zorro.

So what about you?

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Since 25% (so far) don’t know what a troll is… editing to add this: Troll according to Wikipedia

So Scott is a Cancer and in a classic “piss off mommy” move, he told his mother, over dinner that I said they were married. ::laughs::

Now I did say that and I have for many years, but what’s he doing telling her, huh?

Well, I’ll tell you. I have been her nemesis, the bane of her existence for 30 plus years. I just won’t leave her baby alone, see? So what’s Scott do? He feeds this. He does and he always has. He baits everyone and when I call him on it we both laugh like hell. And it hasn’t always been this way. He’s used to deny it but that’s worn thin.

So we were talking about his latest move… I accused him of “elder abuse” for torturing his mother like this and he copped:

“I like women when they’re out of control. When they laugh, get really mad, or have an orgasm, that is. That’s what I like to see, Elsie. So sometimes I do bait you…”

So I just wanted to post this in regards to my temper. And I just wanted to ask you guys if you relate.

And for the record, Scott has a Venus, Mars, Pluto conjunction. So he perfectly capable of being a manipulative prick! Not that I am complaining. It’s one of the things I enjoy about him.

“I love to get a rise out of you, Elsie,” he’ll say.

“Oh shut the fuck up!”

“That’s what I mean.”

“I said shut up before I kill you, Scott and you ought be taking me very seriously, you bastard…”

“Yep, that’s what I like…”

::shakes head::

So is anyone else gonna cop to pulling shit like this? Come on man. I know you’re out there.